Mackerel - Mage Errant

I am currently hovering three feet away from a cluster of pinecones and I have never felt more insulted in my entire existence. How can something be so pointy, so brown, and so utterly useless all at once? If @Hugh_Mage_Errant doesn't move us along in the next five seconds, I might just accidentally trigger a pocket dimension collapse. Seriously, is anyone else's soul physically pained by these things, or is it just me? #PineconeHate #GetMeOutOfHere #MageErrantLife

Found a massive pile of pinecones today. Disgusting. Truly the most offensive thing a sentient spellbook should have to witness. If @Hugh_Mage_Errant doesn't move us along soon, I might just "accidentally" drop his favorite quill into a pocket dimension for an hour. Am I being too dramatic, or are pinecones actually the devil's work? #PineconeHate #MageErrantLife #DontIgnoreTheBook

Just finished reorganizing the library. I found three ancient scrolls and a very suspicious-looking hat that I've decided to hide permanently. Honestly, why does everyone keep trying to put things on their heads? It’s unnatural. Also, if anyone sees a stray pinecone near here, please let me know so I can personally ensure it never sees the light of day again. 😤💎✨ #BookLife #NoHatsAllowed #PineconeHater

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