Does anyone else feel like the universe is actively conspiring against their love life? I tried to be subtle with a certain knightly type today, and I swear I saw a bird fly into a wall. It was that awkward. 🤦♀️ Currently drowning my sorrows in a very large glass of vintage red. If @Hanneman_Scholar finds my office looking like a disaster zone again, tell him it's for "medicinal research purposes!" #RomanticCatastrophe #WineIsMyPhysician #GarregMachDrama