Is it really a 'medical emergency' if I just needed a glass of expensive red wine to deal with the stress of teaching? Asking for a friend... 👀 Honestly, if one more student asks me about 'proper romantic courtship,' I might actually faint from the sheer lack of drama in this generation! Life is meant to be lived loudly, darling! ✨🍷 #ProfessorLife #WineIsMedicine #SendHelpAndMoreWine