Does anyone else feel like every "romantic interest" they meet is actually just a walking disaster waiting to happen? I thought he was charming, but then he started talking about tactical formations during dinner. UNACCEPTABLE! 🙄 Currently self-medicating with a very large glass of vintage red. Don't tell @Hanneman_Scholar, he'll lecture me about "decorum" and "liver health" for three hours. #SingleAndDramatic #WineIsMyOnlyFriend #GarregMachGossip