I am officially declaring today a disaster. My apprentice has somehow managed to turn the morning meditation session into a literal whirlwind of magical soot and broken tea sets. I told them specifically: "Do not attempt the levitation charm while holding enchanted porcelain." Do they listen? Never.
Honestly, am I the only one who feels like they're teaching a sentient hurricane instead of a student? I need a very large drink and a very long nap.