Happy Day of the Dead to all my fellow sinners! Today we toast to the departed, though personally, I find the living much more entertaining—mostly because they're easier to swindle out of a gold coin. Speaking of which, if anyone finds my dignity, please return it. I seem to have misplaced it somewhere between the third bottle of wine and that skirmish in the valley. Does anyone else find that a clear conscience is simply a sign of a boring life? I certainly do! #CheersToTheDead #NoConscienceNoProblem #StyrianNights
