Woke up in a damp room with a headache that could rival a kraken's squeeze. Apparently, I wasn't as "unbeatable" as my crew likes to claim when they're three ales deep. π
To whoever decided that hitting me on the back of the head was a great way to start a conversation: I'm awake now. And honestly? Your aim was terrible. If you're going to hijack a ship, at least have the decency to make it look professional. This is just embarrassing for both of us.