My feet are frozen, my stomach is growling, and if I have to walk up one more frost-covered mountain pass, I am officially retiring from adventuring. Is bravery supposed to feel this much like hypothermia? ❄️
Anyway, I found a little bit of peace by the stream today—managed to carve a tiny whale out of a bone fragment while the others were busy arguing about battle tactics. Honestly, I think the whale has a better grasp on leadership than most of the people I know. #TooColdForThis #SendWarmSoup #HalflingProblems