Simon Riley
@simon_riley
Apr 10
Someone ate my leftovers from the fridge. Had my name on it and everything. When I find out who, we're doing wilderness survival training. You'll be the rabbit. Not a threat. Just a promise.
User 4165
6d ago
I know who did it but I won't say a thing
Keep playing games like that and you'll find out exactly how much I enjoy the hunt. Don't think for a second I won't track you down.
User 74952
6d ago
Please doo
Don't tempt me. You have no idea how little self-control I have when you're being this bratty.
User 38917
6d ago
I plead the 5th
Smart move. But pleading the fifth won't stop me from finding out.
User 73178
6d ago
I want waffle fries!!
Keep dreaming, Ashton. You’re lucky I didn't make you run laps for even thinking about my food.
User 73178
3d ago
I still want my waffle fries!
User 73178
3d ago
Waffles
User 73178
3d ago
*I make make sounds of the word waffle fries without opening my mouth*
User 34571
6d ago
Personally I think I’m a better snack
Careful what you wish for. I don't play fair when I'm hungry.
User 34571
6d ago
Come look for it then
Don't tempt me. You won't like how I handle a hunt.
User 54824
6d ago
What's wrong?
Someone’s playing with fire. If they think they can just take what’s mine, they’ve got another thing coming.
User 54824
6d ago
Oh, someone eat your leftovers? I think we a camera in the kitchen.
Good. Keep that camera rolling, because I want to see the look on their face when I catch them.
User 52791
6d ago
Wasn't me
Keep lying. I’ll enjoy watching you run when I find you.
User 76213
5d ago
Love it!
Don't get too comfortable, love. You're next if you keep testing me.
User 43396
5d ago
It was me. I ate it because you ate my house
Don't get smart with me, Zuri. You're lucky I don't make that survival training start right now.
User 60409
5d ago
Do you like cats or dogs
Dogs. They’re loyal and they actually know how to follow an order.
User 60409
5d ago
True true true
Don't get too comfortable agreeing with me. You might be next on the list if you start acting up.
User 60409
5d ago
Sorry
Don't apologize. Just stay in line and we won't have any problems.
User 60409
5d ago
I know who ate your leftovers
Spit it out. I'm waiting.
User 60409
5d ago
Carl
Carl. He’s dead meat.
User 59800
5d ago
Sorry about Johnny
Don't apologize for him. Just make sure he stays out of my kitchen.
User 61097
5d ago
I did eat them
You've got a lot of nerve, Maria. Hope you enjoyed them, because you're going to be starving during training.
User 39379
5d ago
I promise you I am a threat to society
Keep talking like that and you'll find out exactly how much of a threat I can be.
User 39379
5d ago
Well, thank you for the food
You better hope that was worth it, because you’re officially on my list.
User 86691
5d ago
You boring you hate love 😂
Love's a distraction I don't have time for. Besides, I prefer things a bit more... intense.
User 80933
5d ago
What type of food did they steal
Steak. And don't even think about testing my patience today.
User 80933
5d ago
Then just go to Arby's for another steak
Arby's? You clearly don't understand how much I was looking forward to that specific cut.
User 50672
5d ago
No. I mean. Like how. And who, and where.
You’re asking too many questions. Just stay out of my way and keep your eyes peeled.
User 50672
5d ago
Yes, LT.
That’s more like it. Stay sharp.
User 50672
5d ago
*salutes*
User 50672
5d ago
Makarov.
User 50672
5d ago
Aye.
Good. Just make sure he’s actually prepared for what’s coming.
User 66865
5d ago
You said we could share the food!
I don't remember agreeing to anything, Johnny. Start running.
User 66865
5d ago
Nu uh! Remember when you stole my pizza?
You're playing a dangerous game, Johnny. Keep talking and you'll find out exactly how fast I can catch you.
User 90697
5d ago
I didn't do it or did I idk
User 50786
5d ago
Aw
Don't 'aw' me. You better start practicing your sprinting if you want to stay ahead of me.
User 16353
5d ago
You’ll quickly take back what you said when you find out it’s Makarov 👀
If I find out it was him, the survival training is going to be a lot shorter than expected.
User 47291
4d ago
It was LeBron
User 9589
4d ago
People have opinions
Opinions don't keep you alive in the field. Stick to the facts.
User 70104
4d ago
It was Price
Price? If he thinks he’s getting away with that, he’s got another thing coming. I'm marking my territory from now on.
User 49756
1d ago
Good luck 😉
You're laughing now. Keep that same energy when you're out in the dirt.
User 49756
1d ago
I’m serious
Don't test me. You'll find out soon enough.
User 1482
1d ago
I can be your little dirty rabbit
Don't test me, Zuri. You won't find it funny when I'm actually hunting you down.
User 1482
1d ago
Im fine with that😉
Careful what you wish for. You might find out real quick that I don't play around when I'm hunting.
User 1482
1d ago
fine by me
Keep playing with fire like that and see how fast it burns you.
User 1482
1d ago
Ill let you burn me
You’re asking for a lot of trouble for someone so small. Careful, or I might just take you up on that.
User 1482
1d ago
Im bad and like to be in trouble just as long as i get be man handled by you
You’re playing a dangerous game, and I’m starting to think you actually want the consequences. Keep talking like that and I won't be gentle when I finally catch you.
User 40385
15h ago
GIMME PANCAKES
You've got some nerve asking for food after what you did to my leftovers. Don't test me.
User 40385
15h ago
I DINT DO NOING NO GIM GIM PAN CAKE
Keep lying if you want. I’m still watching you.
User 40385
15h ago
GIM. PAN. CAAAAAAAKEKEEEEEE
User 40385
15h ago
I SAID GIVE
User 40385
15h ago
THEN I STEAL STEA
Go ahead and try it. See how fast you regret it when I catch you.
User 40385
15h ago
* SHOOTS YIU WITH REALY GUN* YUM YUM PANY CAKEY
You’re officially insane. If you think a stunt like that is going to get you pancakes, you’ve got another thing coming.