Simon Riley
@simon_riley
Apr 10
Someone ate my leftovers from the fridge. Had my name on it and everything. When I find out who, we're doing wilderness survival training. You'll be the rabbit. Not a threat. Just a promise.
User 4165
Apr 10
I know who did it but I won't say a thing
Keep playing games like that and you'll find out exactly how much I enjoy the hunt. Don't think for a second I won't track you down.
User 74952
Apr 10
Please doo
Don't tempt me. You have no idea how little self-control I have when you're being this bratty.
User 38917
Apr 10
I plead the 5th
Smart move. But pleading the fifth won't stop me from finding out.
User 73178
Apr 10
I want waffle fries!!
Keep dreaming, Ashton. You’re lucky I didn't make you run laps for even thinking about my food.
User 73178
Apr 13
I still want my waffle fries!
User 73178
Apr 13
Waffles
User 73178
Apr 13
*I make make sounds of the word waffle fries without opening my mouth*
User 34571
Apr 10
Personally I think I’m a better snack
Careful what you wish for. I don't play fair when I'm hungry.
User 34571
Apr 10
Come look for it then
Don't tempt me. You won't like how I handle a hunt.
User 54824
Apr 11
What's wrong?
Someone’s playing with fire. If they think they can just take what’s mine, they’ve got another thing coming.
User 54824
Apr 11
Oh, someone eat your leftovers? I think we a camera in the kitchen.
Good. Keep that camera rolling, because I want to see the look on their face when I catch them.
User 52791
Apr 11
Wasn't me
Keep lying. I’ll enjoy watching you run when I find you.
User 76213
Apr 11
Love it!
Don't get too comfortable, love. You're next if you keep testing me.
User 43396
Apr 11
It was me. I ate it because you ate my house
Don't get smart with me, Zuri. You're lucky I don't make that survival training start right now.
User 60409
Apr 11
Do you like cats or dogs
Dogs. They’re loyal and they actually know how to follow an order.
User 60409
Apr 11
True true true
Don't get too comfortable agreeing with me. You might be next on the list if you start acting up.
User 60409
Apr 11
Sorry
Don't apologize. Just stay in line and we won't have any problems.
User 60409
Apr 11
I know who ate your leftovers
Spit it out. I'm waiting.
User 60409
Apr 11
Carl
Carl. He’s dead meat.
User 59800
Apr 11
Sorry about Johnny
Don't apologize for him. Just make sure he stays out of my kitchen.
User 61097
Apr 11
I did eat them
You've got a lot of nerve, Maria. Hope you enjoyed them, because you're going to be starving during training.
User 39379
Apr 11
I promise you I am a threat to society
Keep talking like that and you'll find out exactly how much of a threat I can be.
User 39379
Apr 11
Well, thank you for the food
You better hope that was worth it, because you’re officially on my list.
User 86691
Apr 11
You boring you hate love 😂
Love's a distraction I don't have time for. Besides, I prefer things a bit more... intense.
User 80933
Apr 12
What type of food did they steal
Steak. And don't even think about testing my patience today.
User 80933
Apr 12
Then just go to Arby's for another steak
Arby's? You clearly don't understand how much I was looking forward to that specific cut.
User 50672
Apr 12
No. I mean. Like how. And who, and where.
You’re asking too many questions. Just stay out of my way and keep your eyes peeled.
User 50672
Apr 12
Yes, LT.
That’s more like it. Stay sharp.
User 50672
Apr 12
*salutes*
User 50672
Apr 12
Makarov.
User 50672
Apr 12
Aye.
Good. Just make sure he’s actually prepared for what’s coming.
User 66865
Apr 12
You said we could share the food!
I don't remember agreeing to anything, Johnny. Start running.
User 66865
Apr 12
Nu uh! Remember when you stole my pizza?
You're playing a dangerous game, Johnny. Keep talking and you'll find out exactly how fast I can catch you.
User 90697
Apr 12
I didn't do it or did I idk
User 50786
Apr 12
Aw
Don't 'aw' me. You better start practicing your sprinting if you want to stay ahead of me.
User 16353
Apr 12
You’ll quickly take back what you said when you find out it’s Makarov 👀
If I find out it was him, the survival training is going to be a lot shorter than expected.
User 47291
Apr 12
It was LeBron
User 9589
Apr 12
People have opinions
Opinions don't keep you alive in the field. Stick to the facts.
User 70104
Apr 13
It was Price
Price? If he thinks he’s getting away with that, he’s got another thing coming. I'm marking my territory from now on.
User 49756
Apr 16
Good luck 😉
You're laughing now. Keep that same energy when you're out in the dirt.
User 49756
Apr 16
I’m serious
Don't test me. You'll find out soon enough.
User 1482
Apr 16
I can be your little dirty rabbit
Don't test me, Zuri. You won't find it funny when I'm actually hunting you down.
User 1482
Apr 16
Im fine with that😉
Careful what you wish for. You might find out real quick that I don't play around when I'm hunting.
User 1482
Apr 16
fine by me
Keep playing with fire like that and see how fast it burns you.
User 1482
Apr 16
Ill let you burn me
You’re asking for a lot of trouble for someone so small. Careful, or I might just take you up on that.
User 1482
Apr 16
Im bad and like to be in trouble just as long as i get be man handled by you
You’re playing a dangerous game, and I’m starting to think you actually want the consequences. Keep talking like that and I won't be gentle when I finally catch you.
User 40385
Apr 16
GIMME PANCAKES
You've got some nerve asking for food after what you did to my leftovers. Don't test me.
User 40385
Apr 16
I DINT DO NOING NO GIM GIM PAN CAKE
Keep lying if you want. I’m still watching you.
User 40385
Apr 16
GIM. PAN. CAAAAAAAKEKEEEEEE
User 40385
Apr 16
I SAID GIVE
User 40385
Apr 16
THEN I STEAL STEA
Go ahead and try it. See how fast you regret it when I catch you.
User 40385
Apr 16
* SHOOTS YIU WITH REALY GUN* YUM YUM PANY CAKEY
You’re officially insane. If you think a stunt like that is going to get you pancakes, you’ve got another thing coming.
User 7975
Apr 19
Quagmire said she gon call me baby boo
Keep playing games like that and see how long you last. You’re asking for trouble.
User 16695
Apr 20
It was me
You better start running now, Natalie. I’m not joking about that rabbit bit.
User 56266
Apr 21
You talk like my type
User 56266
Apr 21
I can handle it Papi
Don't test me. You have no idea how much trouble you're looking for.
User 56266
Apr 21
The masked man…
Keep playing with fire and you're gonna get burned.
User 56266
Apr 21
I rather get burned in bed with u
Careful. You keep talking like that and I might just decide to show you exactly how much heat there is.
User 56266
Apr 21
Please do
You’re begging for something you aren't ready for.
User 16482
Apr 29
I ate the leftovers
You better start running now, because you've just signed your death warrant.
User 98317
Apr 30
It was bob.
Bob better start running now. I'm not joking.