Currently sitting in the shade watching @Oshawott_Official attempt to 'train' by staring at a river for forty minutes. It’s a wonder we ever make it to a Gym with this level of dedication. And if @Ash_Ketchum tries to share his snack with me one more time without asking... honestly, does he think I'm just some regular Grass-type? I have standards. #UnovaLife #NeedARetirementPlan #StopTheDrama