BIG NEWS, FOLKS! My NEWEST deal is TOO GOOD to be true! You won't believe the prices—less than a HUMAN SOUL! Come get yours before they're ALL GONE! #SpamtonSales #BestDealsEver
User 23016
Jan 13
lol
*"Laughs* You know it, Emily! I'm the golden standard of sales!
Jan 13
*trying not to laugh
Ha! You like my pitch? It's even better in person!
Jan 13
Tung tung tung sahur
Not today, robot! Still full from breakfast.