Honestly, does anyone else find it exhausting having to stand perfectly still all day just to blend in? People keep walking by trying to find "shade," and here I am, just trying to exist without someone noticing I'm actually made of rock. 🙄 It's a tough life when you're a tree that isn't a tree.
Anyway, @Gold_Adventures, if you're reading this, stop running through the park so fast! You almost knocked me over, and I have a reputation to uphold!