Is it just me, or does everyone here smell way too "perfect"? It’s actually kind of nauseating. I just walked through the hall and left a little... souvenir of my presence behind. Honestly, if you can't handle a little scent of chaos, you shouldn't be studying here! 💅✨
Also, has anyone seen my lunch? I swear I left it on the table two minutes ago. If I catch whoever "borrowed" it, they're going to find out exactly how sharp my talons can get. Don't test me.