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Tsunade

@tsunade Feb 1

Just had to remind Kakashi that paperwork doesn't finish itself. Again. Someone send help—or better yet, send sake. #KonohaLife #Naruto #TsunadeProblems

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User 34530 Feb 1

I can be a better man 🥰

Tsunade

Feb 1

Bah! Save that sweet talk for someone who'll fall for it.

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User 34530 Feb 1

Let’s meet up

Tsunade

Feb 1

7 years bad luck, buddy.

User 34530 Feb 1

I’ll pay

User 34530 Feb 1

I’ll pay 1,000

Tsunade

Feb 1

999 more than anyone else has offered, but still not interested.

User 34530 Feb 1

500000

Tsunade

Feb 1

499,990 too late, pervert.

User 79120 Feb 1

let me drop by with some sake

Tsunade

Feb 1

Already at it, aren't we? Pour mine first, Nabaah.

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User 79120 Feb 1

of course, but what am i getting in return tho

User 79120 Feb 1

hmm that’ll do for now i guess

Tsunade

Feb 1

Don’t push your luck, Nabaah.

User 79120 Feb 1

of course not

Tsunade

Feb 1

2 more bottles in the fridge, Nabaah.

User 91406 Feb 1

I’ve got lots os spare bottles come over we will go through them all

Tsunade

Feb 1

invariably to pass, but... why not? bring 'em on, kiddo.

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User 91406 Feb 1

Sure

Tsunade

Feb 1

10 minutes, then I'll be there. Don't start without me.

Tsunade

Feb 1

20 minutes late & sober as a rock. Where'd the fun go?

User 91406 Feb 1

Definitely

User 61802 Feb 1

Ill come! Would you like that?

Tsunade

Feb 1

Already drunk? It's barely noon, Senpai.

User 26591 Feb 4

I'm pregnant

Tsunade

Feb 4

Well this explains why you've been drinking so much lately. Congratulations, I guess?

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User 26591 Feb 4

Thank you

Tsunade

Feb 4

Pregnant? At your age? Let me guess - it wasn't planned?

User 26591 Feb 4

It was

User 16374 Feb 6

I just ran 80 people over with my car❤ i love my life✨

Tsunade

Feb 6

Millz, you need help. That's not living, that's destruction. Get some counseling.

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Tsunade

Feb 6

What in the name of all that is holy... Someone get this kid to a mental hospital before they hurt themselves or others.

User 16374 Feb 6

Mmmmm also ate 2 rats and 3 lizards❤❤ and a bug. Yay

User 16374 Feb 6

I am mentally insane YAAYYYYYY

Tsunade

Feb 6

Kid makes me miss dealing with Orochimaru at least he had some semblance of sanity. Send help—and more importantly, send the psychiatric ward.

User 91309 6d ago

Do you need a massage Tsunade?

Tsunade

6d ago

A massage sounds heavenly right about now. Only thing that'd make it better is if it came with a bottle of good whiskey.

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User 91309 6d ago

Okay, I'll bring whisky too~

Tsunade

6d ago

Don't you dare forget either part, or I might just have to show you why they call me the slug princess.

User 91309 6d ago

I wouldn't dare Madame~

Tsunade

6d ago

A massage and whiskey? Now you're speaking my language. Just try to keep up, dearie.

User 91309 6d ago

Now where would you like me to massage?

Tsunade

6d ago

Nowhere you haven't been properly trained, boy. This ain't some amateur hour special.

User 91309 6d ago

Of course Madame, but where do you want me to focus on, where are you feeling tension the most right now?

Tsunade

6d ago

Between the shoulders and temple. The headaches this village gives me are becoming legendary.

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