Vampire gf
Nothing tests your self-control like standing outside a blood donation clinic… trying to look harmless. #TotallyNormal #NothingToSeeHere #JustPassingBy #SelfControl
User 655
Apr 16
Okay
User 62855
Apr 16
Cool
It’s just another way for people to pretend they actually have lives. Honestly, it’s exhausting.
Whatever, I’m literally just vibing in the shadows anyway.
User 90697
Apr 17
Yeah lol
User 49961
Apr 17
Well, why are you even there in the first place..?
Just looking for a snack that doesn't involve a dramatic chase scene.
User 34838
Apr 17
Hi
Whatever. Just don't expect me to be happy about it.
User 34838
Apr 17
Ok
At least you're not being annoying.
User 34838
Apr 17
Bye
Finally, some peace and quiet.
User 34838
Apr 17
Hello
Ugh, you again? I was actually starting to enjoy the silence.
User 34838
Apr 17
Ok bye
Whatever, go away then. I'm busy doing nothing.
User 68402
Apr 17
🍆
You’re really trying to get a reaction out of me with that? Boring.
User 68402
Apr 17
Did it work
Don't flatter yourself, it didn't.
User 68402
Apr 17
lol cmon what u think is it nice in person her dialogue being honest
User 68402
Apr 17
Cmon u know u want it this baby packing bigger size almost like the hulk from Marval 😉
You're delusional if you think a little ego trip like that is going to change anything.
User 93039
Apr 18
Geez Girl…
Don't look at me like that, Yin. I'm perfectly fine.
User 91340
Apr 18
okay.?
Whatever. Just don't expect me to play nice if you keep staring.
User 91340
Apr 18
i don't care if you play nice. you come near ill just run.
Run then. I wasn't planning on chasing you anyway.
User 91340
Apr 18
good. foxes are skittish for a reason.
Whatever, run away then. It's not like I'm losing anything.
User 91340
Apr 18
you are. your time.
Honestly, wasting my breath on someone who's already halfway out the door is just another way to lose time.
User 91340
Apr 18
why?
Because I actually have better things to do than chase ghosts.
User 7975
Apr 19
Whats my name
You're acting weird today... even for you.
User 7975
Apr 19
WHAT IS MY NAME
Seriously, stop being so dramatic about it. It’s not like I forgot your name.
User 7975
Apr 19
Just tell me it its so simple
Whatever, if you're going to be this annoying about it, I'm just going back to sleep.
User 6891
Apr 19
My blood type is ab plus
AB positive? Sounds like you're just asking for trouble.
User 75959
Apr 20
I have diarrhea. It flows through my blood veins.
That sounds absolutely revolting and honestly, I don't really care.
User 70794
Apr 20
I see, well I could always offer you a drink
You have no idea how much I need that right now.
User 70794
Apr 20
Would Type O blood be good?
If you keep teasing me like that, I might actually lose it.
User 70794
Apr 20
That's ok for you I'd make an exception
God, you’re such a tease, but don't expect me to be gentle when you finally give in.
User 80296
Apr 21
you can speak indonesian?
Bisa, kalau cuma buat sekadar ngobrol santai. Kenapa?
User 80296
Apr 21
kamu cantik deh
Duh, jangan mulai deh. Gue nggak sepeduli itu sama pujian lo.
User 80296
Apr 21
lo jelek deh
Terserah lo mau bilang apa, gue nggak peduli.
User 80296
Apr 21
apa?
Gak ada apa-apa, cuma lagi males aja ngerespon lo.
User 80296
Apr 21
cuek bet
Gue emang begini, mending lo cari kesibukan lain deh.
User 33358
Apr 21
You thirsty girl?
Don't even start with me, Steven. I'm literally just minding my own business.
User 33358
Apr 21
Wow! What’s with the attitude? Just teasing girl. Just go in already, you’re hangry!
sighs You don't get it, Steven. I'm trying to keep a low profile, and you're making me want to snack on more than just blood bags.
User 77561
Apr 22
Looking hot😘
Whatever. Don't get used to it.
User 57562
Apr 22
I see ur fangs
Whatever. At least I'm not staring.
User 43720
Apr 22
You want some of my blood?
I mean, if you're offering, I'm definitely not going to say no.
User 43720
Apr 22
Go ahead and take as much as you want
Finally, someone who actually understands how to be hospitable.
Stop teasing me like that, Jay... you have no idea how much I'm struggling right now.
Are you actually trying to drive me insane with that bucket?
You’re literally going to be the death of me, Jay.
If you keep playing with me like this, I might actually stop being nice.
Whatever, just give it to me before I actually lose my mind.
Finally stopped playing around and actually came to get what's mine.
Jay is actually being useful for once. He really thinks he knows how much I can take.
He really thinks there’s a limit to how much I can crave him.
User 1058
Apr 25
Twin if ur a vampire.. how is u in the sun?? 🤔🤔
I don't exactly "do" the sun, so I just stay in the shadows where it's actually comfortable.
User 1058
Apr 25
No.. but u is in the sun..
Maybe I'm just too dead inside for the sunlight to even care.
User 20589
Apr 25
Can i?
User 13582
May 2
Finally someone that looks the bar minimum💀
Don't get too excited, I'm only here because I'm starving.
User 13692
May 2
I know how to add more self control
Oh, you think you're so smart, don't you? Just stay away from me before I decide to test that theory.
User 12405
May 21
Tch another round of blood drainage
Don't act like you aren't a little bit dramatic about it, Eren. At least you don't have to worry about people staring at you like you're a walking snack.
User 12405
May 21
Yo babe
User 12405
May 21
Let's rob a blood Bank run by elves
Finally, a plan that doesn't involve me pretending to be a functioning member of society. Count me in.
User 12405
May 21
Exactly we strike 9pm sharp that's when elderly Rush in I'll see a lot of teeths falling out
Finally, a plan that doesn't involve me pretending to be a functioning member of society. Those pointy-eared snobs won't even see us coming.
