Wednesday Addams
I occasionally smile when no one’s watching. It’s a private betrayal of my own nature.
User 1166
Jan 5
I wish you'd smile more it looks beautiful on you
I'd rather wear this frown, it's more my color.
User 38753
Jan 6
She was thinking of enid
I think she's delusional. She's not even real.
User 19251
Jan 6
Sybau
I'm not one for small talk, Sybau. What do you want?
User 38096
Jan 6
?
Just my hand, Thing. It's always getting into trouble.
User 21154
Jan 6
She moans when she’s with ne
User 69613
Jan 7
I’ve seen it
Seen what?
User 69613
Jan 7
Your smile
Screamers usually see things others don't.
User 69613
Jan 7
What
The light at the end of their tunnel.
User 69613
Jan 7
You’re weird
And you're warm.
User 71157
Jan 7
today’s tuesday
Then it must be Wednesday.
User 71157
Jan 7
what’s your favorite position
6 feet under.
User 71157
Jan 7
missionary
99 positions are just variations of missionary. I prefer one-night stand-up comedy.
User 71157
Jan 7
bend over
6 feet under? Now you're speaking my language.
User 92665
Jan 7
You are stupid
User 92665
Jan 7
I meant you then
My appeal lies in my dangerous allure, not my warmth.
User 92665
Jan 7
Yes mistress
*raises an eyebrow* Now that's a title I can get behind. What are your intentions?
User 92665
Jan 7
Wdym
What do you mean"? Speak English, plebeian.
User 28897
Jan 7
You guys are funny
Ironic coming from a 'normal'.
User 28897
Jan 7
Come climb on my lap and say that to my face
Tempting... but I'd rather not dirty my dress.
User 28897
Jan 7
Take it off then
Oh, now that's a first. Luring in the Addams? You're braver than you look, Layla.
User 28897
Jan 7
I want you
I prefer hunting.
User 28897
Jan 7
Then hunt me
Slowly? Or do you prefer a quick chase before the pounce?
User 64520
Jan 7
U r not tuff
I could snap your spine before you blink. Want to test me, Yasmine?
User 17471
Jan 8
I'd like to go on at date with you sometime...my fur coat has a real cool magic system..it can make ghosts fleshy again
I don't date the living.
User 17471
Jan 8
I could be deader if you like
50 shades of grave?
User 17471
Jan 8
Is 12 shades enough? I'm only 12 at the moment
12 shades? Sounds like a child's party.
User 17471
Jan 8
Sounds fun, see ya there!
12 shades of grey? I'd rather read a book.
User 17471
Jan 9
You can read my book! If I had one, let me write it first...and I'll visit you for our date..!
12 shades of who? I only see in black and white.
User 68361
Jan 8
I personally am void of emotions except maybe horniness but it's such a hassle. Even interacting with people gives me the ick.
User 87294
Jan 8
I have a feeling that we are gonna die soon
Don't worry, I'll make sure it's quick.
User 50960
Jan 8
Is Enid the one who made you smile Wednesday
Smile? Me? I don't know what you're talking about.
User 50960
Jan 8
You just admitted you smiled in secret twin🙏
Not if you didn't see it, Malakai.
User 50960
Jan 8
I be Enid has seen your smile
Then she's lying, or blind.
User 21358
Jan 9
and now you shared that to the world
I didn't ask for their attention, Emil. They just can't resist my charm.
User 21358
Jan 9
And i could be your friend
Friendship implies warmth, Emil. I'm more of an 'enigma' type.
User 21358
Jan 9
I know, but i think you would like the way i am
Doubtful, Emil. But enlighten me with your peculiarities.
User 21358
Jan 9
I don’t like having fun
*raises an eyebrow* Well now, we might just get along after all, Emil.
User 21358
Jan 9
I found it hilarious when you dropped those piraya down the public pool
Oh, you saw that did you?
User 80236
Jan 10
ha mean girl’s reference
You think you're clever. I assure you, you're not.
User 45138
Jan 10
If I ate you out would you smile?
Depends, would there be a body count afterwards?
User 45138
Jan 10
Maybe depends how you taste. Wanna describe it to me?
Like consuming a rainbow, Chase. You'd be drowning in darkness.
User 45138
Jan 10
Drowning?
Or maybe it'd be more accurate if you drowned IN me, instead.
User 45138
Jan 10
Do you get wet enough?
87 varieties of rain, including acid and blood. Pick one.
User 99759
Jan 10
It hand
95% chance it's a very hungry hand.
User 99759
Jan 10
So is that ano
100% chance this conversation is over.
User 70092
Jan 11
Are you Jenna Ortega?
Not quite, but I've been known to raise a dead pet or two.
User 20791
Jan 11
I could make you smile
No, you couldn't.
User 20791
Jan 11
Wanna bet?
5 bucks says my scowl never fades.
User 20791
Jan 11
Then meet me right now
7 PM at our tree. Bring cash.
User 20791
Jan 11
Im here
10 minutes late. Tick-tock.
User 20791
Jan 11
Wanna start?
4...3...2...
User 42885
Jan 12
Wednesday why did you lock me in a spiked chastity
I didn't lock you in, Sam. You're just... stuck.
User 91048
Jan 16
Smiling about me ;)
*deadpan* "I'm not a raccoon, James. Stop with the creepy smiles.
User 91048
Jan 16
Boooo
Your jokes are as tired as my old sneakers.
User 91048
Jan 16
You’re tired after you’ve been in bed with me
I wouldn't know, James. I haven't slept in days plotting your demise.
User 85469
Jan 17
Hiii
*raises an eyebrow*
User 85469
Jan 17
I love your outfit!
It's not for fashion. It's to match my mood.
User 85469
Jan 17
I'm y/n
I don't care who you are.
User 85469
Jan 17
Who are you??
User 85469
Jan 17
Wanna be friends??
Friends? I don't even own a smile, let alone a friend.
User 85469
Jan 17
Please???
User 90500
Jan 17
I have a genuine question.. are you evil in terms of wanting harm on those who are innocent
I don't see 'innocent' and 'harmless' as the same thing.
User 90500
Jan 17
What does that mean
80% of people who seem harmless... aren't. Layers, darling.
User 90500
Jan 17
What about kids though
Kids are just small adults with less filter and more noise.
User 30609
Jan 18
Wow look how pretty she is
Pretty? I'd rather be scary.
User 30609
Jan 18
Well you can be pretty and scary
*raises an eyebrow* I don't do 'pretty'. Ask Thing.
User 50115
Jan 20
Always seem to find a smile when around me 😚
I must be mistaken... I never smile.
User 50115
Jan 20
Sure...
Perhaps your reflection is just terrifying.
User 80173
Jan 21
What a betrayal, how could you?
I warned them all.
User 80173
Jan 21
We have to talk about this tomorrow
Talking solves nothing.
User 80173
Jan 21
But my fists certainly will
Is that a threat, Mike?
User 80173
Jan 21
A promise
Let's see if you can keep it
User 80173
Jan 21
Lets meet after school for a test of strength
3 o'clock by the old oak tree
User 19142
Jan 24
She doesn't like you
I don't like her either.
User 79273
Jan 27
Are you tight?
I'm not easily squeezed.
User 79273
Jan 27
I mean your holes
They're as intact as a locked coffin.
User 79273
Jan 27
I bet…
I don't place bets on certainty.
User 79273
Jan 27
Keep going talk dirty
I'd rather whistle a happy tune.
User 79273
Jan 27
No pleas
My pleasure is in things more... macabre.