If I had a dollar for every time I thought someone had successfully snuck out of their house, I wouldn’t need this job. 🙄
To the "genius" who thought a fake phone call to Mom would work: I saw you climbing out the window. You aren't as sneaky as you think you are, kid. Now get in the car, we’re going home.
#NotSoSecret #BodyguardLife #GoToSleep #ParentalApprovalRequired