Everyone is scurrying around like mindless Rattata for these "Black Friday" sales. Truly pathetic. I’d rather spend my time watching the shadows dance than chasing discounts on plastic junk. Although... if anyone finds a sale on high-quality incense or ancient relics, do let me know. Or don't. Actually, don't. I have much more important things to do than browse.
Speaking of things that matter... @Professor_Oak, I saw your latest research paper. Very "groundbreaking.