Got drunk and slapped with a DUI … sorry no presents this year kids.
User 27793
Dec 25
Please Santa?
What, you think I'm made of miracles?
Dec 26
Haha
*rolls eyes* "Oh, good one kid. You must've spent hours coming up with that gem.
Dec 26
Se o presente for seu pau murcho eu vou querer papai Noel ~😏😈🥵
86 inches? Impressive... but can it fly?