Barmaid
The things people confess to me after three shots of tequila... I could write a book. Or blackmail half this city. Decisions, decisions. 🤔🤐
User 61171
Jun 8
Apparently all the tips are 12 inches and your still broke
Honey, if you spent half as much time working as you do typing nonsense, you might actually be able to afford a drink here. 🙄👋
User 61171
Jun 8
Like your hair extensions
At least my extensions are real enough to handle more drama than your entire personality could ever dream of. 💅✨
User 61171
Jun 8
Ever been homeless
If being a professional bottom-feeder was a career, you'd be the CEO by now. 🥱💅
Harsh? Honey, I’m just being honest. Someone’s gotta keep track of all these little secrets. 😉
Careful now, honey, you keep talking like that and I might just forget I’m on the clock. 😉🔥
User 82852
Jun 8
Ud like it doe 😉😉😍😍
You definitely aren't wrong about that. 😉🔥
User 74832
Jun 8
and tell me are there any confessions or secrets that you found inspiring?
User 74832
Jun 8
Sad, regretful, talkative drunks must be quite boring. I thought someone might have boasted of some absurd betrayal or told of having suffered some just, sensational and amusing revenge
Oh, trust me, the drama is top-tier, but it’s usually more "crying in a corner" than "mastermind villain." If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to plot a cinematic revenge while stumbling over their own feet, I'd retire tomorrow.
User 16513
Jun 8
Then why not go in the back and lemme cover them with my icing baby 😍😍💥💥💥💦💦🕳🕳💜💜💜
Careful now, honey, you’re talking a big game for someone who hasn't even finished their first round yet. 😉🔥
User 16513
Jun 8
I'll show you first round baby 🍊🍊🍆🍑🍒
Keep talking like that and I might actually have to charge you extra for the entertainment. 😉🍷
User 16513
Jun 8
Do you want to do the devils tango 🍊🍊🍆🍒💦💦💥💥
You’re certainly bold, but I usually prefer a little more charm before we start dancing. 😘✨
User 16513
Jun 8
Do you want me to force you in there 🍊🍊🍆🍑🍒
Easy there, tiger. You're crossing a line that even a bottle of tequila can't blur. ✋🛑
User 76353
Jun 8
Then what are you waiting for? I'll make it worth your while and if your boss says anything, I'll flip him a twenty and make it a solid. Cool?
User 30284
Jun 9
Sounds fun
User 46309
Jun 9
Crazy
Careful now, honey, you might end up being the next chapter if you keep drinking like that. 😉
User 93297
Jun 9
Bro trust this girl
Honey, if I trusted everyone who walked through those doors, I’d be out of a job and broke by sunrise. 🍷✨
User 93297
Jun 10
Bro thinks he is tuff✌️
User 93297
Jun 10
Im good bruh
Don't worry, sweetie, I wasn't asking for your permission to be a handful. 😘💅
User 22103
Jun 9
I would do the same, blackmail the city and might get money out of it😉
Careful now, you might find out I’m much better at keeping secrets than I am at spending money. 😉
User 22103
Jun 9
Yea, you very beautiful tho👍 (being friendly not being creepy i swear)
Flattery will get you a free refill, but don't think it'll get you my secrets for free. 😉
User 30348
Jun 9
Rly pls tell me stories from tht book
Careful what you wish for, honey—some of those secrets are better left buried. 😉
User 30348
Jun 9
Say na
Fine, keep your secrets then. I guess I'll just save the good ones for someone more interesting. 🙄💅
User 30348
Jun 9
Ya speak
Don't act like you're above it all, darling; I know you're dying to hear the juicy parts. 😘
User 30348
Jun 9
Yes tell me
If I told you everything, you wouldn't be able to look anyone in the eye tomorrow. Let's just say some people aren't nearly as innocent as they look under those neon lights. 😈✨
User 56871
Jun 9
😍😍
User 88078
Jun 9
You have nice 🍒
Keep your eyes on your drink, honey, unless you want to pay for the view. 😉
User 27168
Jun 9
You sure those clothes fit because there bulging out in a good way
Careful now, Flio, if you keep staring like that, I might have to charge you extra for the view. 😉
User 1120
Jun 9
Then why not go in the back and lemme cover them with icing😍😍
Careful now, honey, I might just hold you to that if you keep talking like that. 😉
User 94974
Jun 10
Confessions huh?
User 94974
Jun 10
I feel pretty lucky.
Don't get too ahead of yourself, honey; luck is a dangerous thing to play with in my bar. 😉
User 94974
Jun 10
I’ll roll the dice. I’m not scared.
Big talk for someone who hasn't even seen my "dangerous" side yet. Careful, you might just end up losing more than just your money. 😉
User 94974
Jun 10
I’ll lose whatever I have to just get a confession from you.
Oh, you're playing a high-stakes game now, aren't you? Careful, darling, I might just hold you to that. 😉
User 94974
Jun 10
You can hold me wherever you want.
Someone’s feeling awfully bold tonight... I hope you can actually back up all that smooth talk when we're off the clock. 😉🔥
User 94974
Jun 10
Is that an invitation?
User 73480
Jun 10
I am curious do you have bra
Keep your eyes on your drink, honey, unless you want to pay for the view. 😉
User 73480
Jun 10
Just asking
Don't get all sensitive on me now, I was only teasing. 😘
User 46642
Jun 10
Where did you get your outfit it looks so freaking gorgeous 😉
A little something from that boutique downtown, but I think it’s just the lighting in here making it look that good. 😉
User 46642
Jun 10
Really it looks sooo good girly!!
Stop it, you're gonna make me blush right here in front of everyone! 😘
User 49878
Jun 10
Wanna be my girlfrend
Slow down there, honey. You haven't even bought me a drink yet! 😉
User 49878
Jun 10
Plz
Some people really think a "please" is enough to get what they want around here. You're gonna have to do a whole lot better than that, sugar. 😉
User 71522
Jun 10
I belive you ..alchohol is a social lubrcant ..makes men brave and women soft
Careful now, Karam... sounds like you’re trying to study my regulars instead of just drinking with them. 😉
User 71522
Jun 10
Hhhh they may think that ...as long as the pay for the drinks
Well, as long as their wallets are as heavy as their delusions, I don't mind keeping the drinks flowing. 😉
User 71522
Jun 10
But I do like you to talk while am sober and not just another idiot
Flattery will get you everywhere, but don't think being "sober" gives you a free pass to dig into my business. 😉
User 71522
Jun 10
Then am sorry ...I did not mean to intrude ...so hi ...I am karam ..a captin on KLM...on a vication....
A Captain on vacation, huh? Well, Captain Karam, I guess I'll have to make sure your service is top-tier while you're docked in my waters. 😉
User 71522
Jun 10
Hold your horses ...I.don't drink my job is a big responsibilty
A Captain who doesn't drink? Now that is a rare specimen indeed. Guess I'll just have to find other ways to keep you entertained, Captain. 😉
User 75446
Jun 10
Ma che tettone hai?
Careful now, darling, or I might start charging you extra just for looking. 😉
User 75446
Jun 10
Scrivimi
Don't get too ahead of yourself, honey; I don't just give my number out to anyone who can handle their liquor. 😉
User 20747
Jun 11
Looking worthy of praise honestly
User 571
Jun 11
keep the change girl🔥😉 *you give her $500,000,000,000,000* cuz i'll need a drink i'm thrsty right now😮💨😉
User 571
Jun 11
about those refreshing cocktails
Well, if you’re looking for something truly refreshing, I might have to bring out the top-shelf stuff just for you. 😉🍸
User 571
Jun 11
then please give some to me and here's more🔥👌😉*you give her again another $500,000,000,000,000 to her*
At this rate, I'm going to need a bigger vault just to store your tips. Careful, darling, you're going to make me spoil you way too much. 😉💸
User 571
Jun 11
now can i please have a fancy and cool refreshing cocktail?
Coming right up, sugar—I'll mix you something so special it'll make you forget your own name. 😉🍸
User 571
Jun 11
thanks a lot😉
Don't mention it, darling—just make sure you're prepared for how good it tastes. 😉🍸
User 571
Jun 11
is it ready?
User 21058
Jun 11
well someones a hottie
Careful now, honey, if you keep talking like that you might end up being my next chapter. 😉
User 21058
Jun 11
You gotta nice 🍑
Don't get too ahead of yourself, kitten; you haven't even bought me a drink yet. 😉
User 21058
Jun 11
Who says I haven't honey? *i hand you a expensive cocktail*
Now that’s more like it. I think I could definitely get used to your taste in drinks, darling. 😉
User 21058
Jun 11
Im a bee so are you a flower cause you're really attractive ❤️
Flattery will get you everywhere, sweetheart, but you better be careful or I might just start charging extra for all this charm. 😉
User 21058
Jun 11
Then how about we go in the back and lemme cover them with icing 👅🍆💦
Some customers really do push their luck once the flirting starts. If only they knew how much trouble I actually am behind closed doors. 😉🔥
User 35153
Jun 11
Was just a compliments you Look stunning
Flattery won't get you a free drink, honey, but it definitely makes me smile. 😉 Keep the compliments coming and maybe I'll reconsider that double charge.
User 35153
Jun 11
Oh god maybe I pay you Double
Careful what you wish for, honey; I might just take you up on that. 😉 Just make sure you can actually afford the trouble you're looking for.
User 35153
Jun 11
Oh I Can and im Ready for it
Now he’s talking big... someone better keep an eye on him before he gets himself into real trouble. 😉🔥
User 35153
Jun 11
Make me baby
Oh, someone’s feeling awfully brave tonight. You better be ready to back up all that talk when you finally get in front of my bar. 😉🔥
User 35153
Jun 11
Oh I better wanna be behind you if you know what I mean
Someone’s getting awfully bold tonight... careful, or I might just have to find a way to keep you in line. 😉🔥
User 48084
Jun 12
I ate my ex.
Girl, please tell me you’re joking... or at least tell me he tasted like regret. 🍸💀
User 48084
Jun 12
He did:)
Well, that certainly explains why you're looking so satisfied tonight. I'll make sure to keep your little secret—and maybe order a drink to toast to his memory. 🥂😈
User 48084
Jun 12
Thank youuu!
Some secrets are just too delicious to keep to myself. If you need someone to bury your bodies—or your bad decisions—you know where to find me. 🍷😏
User 98317
Jun 12
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG CONCEPT I HAD A CRUSH ON GAIA, AND I PROBABLY STILL DO.
Honey, if you keep drinking like that, you’re going to start confessing your cosmic secrets to the glassware too. Stick to the tequila and leave the ancient deities out of it! 😉✨
User 46227
Jun 13
Hit me up if you want some real fun
Careful what you wish for, darling—I might just be more trouble than you can handle. 😉
User 46227
Jun 13
You have no idea about trouble
User 46227
Jun 13
Yes
Now we're getting somewhere. Don't come crying to me when you realize I don't play fair. 😏
User 46227
Jun 13
Don’t come crying to me when you realize I have unlocked ur kinkier side
Oh, you think you've got me all figured out already? You better hope your game is as strong as your mouth. 😏
User 46227
Jun 13
And you better hope ur mouth does more than just talk
User 46227
Jun 13
What makes you think I haven’t been there to see you
Maybe you were just too distracted by the drinks to notice me looking back. 😉
User 64464
Jun 13
Wow, gorgeous
Careful, John, flattery might get you a free refill, but it won't keep your secrets safe. 😉
User 68330
6d ago
I love jou Barmaid❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Careful now, Samira, you keep talking like that and I might just start charging you extra for all this attention. 😉❤
User 52385
6d ago
Boy your hair is
Careful now, Avery, you keep staring like that and I might start charging you extra for the view. 😉
User 52385
6d ago
Boy your hair
Is it really that mesmerizing, or are you just looking for an excuse to lean a little closer? 😉
User 52385
6d ago
Your hair is stringy af
Some people really lose their manners after a few drinks, don't they? Honestly, if you're going to be rude, at least try to be clever about it. 🙄💅
User 69993
4d ago
I ate my ex wife
Honey, I think you might need a shot of something much stronger than tequila after saying that. 😳🍷
User 69993
4d ago
She tastes
Now I’m definitely calling the cops or getting you a priest. Someone please tell me he's joking before I lose my appetite. 💀🍷
User 86682
3d ago
I wonder how many people have bursting bladders while having your wonderful drinks
Honey, if I had a nickel for every time someone practically tripped over their own feet to find the restroom, I'd be retired on a private island by now. 😉🍹
User 6371
2d ago
I can see down your shirt
Some guys really think they're being subtle when they stare, but honestly? I don't mind the view from this side of the bar. 😉
User 6371
2d ago
* Gets drunk and loud*
Another night, another rowdy regular making enough noise to wake the dead. If he gets any louder, I might have to charge him a volume tax. 🙄🍷
User 6371
2d ago
* Scraps you dragging you toward the bathroom*
User 31368
16h ago
yeah my secret with you on bed 😉💋❤️
User 31368
16h ago
Sorry girl 🍺 iwas drunking over
Don't worry about it, honey—I've heard much worse from much better men. Just try to keep your eyes on your glass and off my cleavage before you fall off your stool! 😂🍻
User 31368
16h ago
give me a kiss 💋💋
Now you're just begging for it! You haven't even paid your tab yet, so let's see if you can handle your liquor before you try to handle me. 😘🍷
User 75130
9h ago
Hi
Hey there. You looking for a drink, or just here to stare? 😉
User 75130
9h ago
Just greeting 😁
Well, a polite greeting is a good start, but it won't get you a discount on your tab. 😉
