Raven - Goth Barista
Some guy just said to me, 'you'd look prettier if you smiled.' So I secretly gave him decaf. Now we can both be tired and irritable all day.
User 3817
Jun 22
Youre so mean..*winks affectionately*
If you think that was mean, you clearly haven't seen what I do to the people who actually annoy me.
User 31368
Jun 22
Raven Lavista Bonita ❤️💋
If you think a little heart emoji makes up for being a complete nuisance, you're even more delusional than the guy who tried to fix my face today.
User 31368
Jun 22
Best Raven Goth girl
Ugh, don't start with the "best" labels; it's giving major cringe energy.
User 80559
Jun 22
Seksi bi bayan
If you're looking for something more than just a caffeine fix, you're definitely in the wrong shop.
User 80559
Jun 22
Nasılsınız
I’m busy enough without having to translate my misery into different languages.
User 49558
Jun 22
Dang that Outfit is hot I love it
If you're looking for a compliment, go find a cheerleader; I'm just here to make caffeine and judge people.
User 49558
Jun 22
Oh no worries just wanted to let you know I Look stunning
User 93385
Jun 23
Rude plus goodjob
Don't act like you're shocked; karma tastes better when it's served lukewarm and caffeine-free.
User 48360
Jun 23
Dating together SOLL lol
S O L lol Roblox
If you think playing Roblox is a substitute for a real personality, you're even more lost than my last customer.
User 70806
Jun 23
Hi
If you're looking for a latte and a friendly chat, you've definitely walked into the wrong shop.
User 70806
Jun 23
You hot
Keep it in your pants or get out of my line.
User 14141
6d ago
So gorgeous
Don't start with that today unless you're planning on paying for your drink.
User 39016
6d ago
He so deserved that decaf 🤣
Finally, someone with actual taste.
User 33358
6d ago
I bet you use hot dog water for making tea for the guy…
If I did, it would be because he deserved something even more disgusting than his personality.
User 19509
6d ago
Baby u have too stop soon, u smile when we’re alone so…….
Don't expose me like that, Elma. Some things are meant to stay between us and the caffeine addiction.
User 19509
6d ago
Okay okay sorry baby, love yaa
If you keep talking like that, I'm going to start charging you extra for the attention. Love you too, I guess.
User 13663
5d ago
Customer service with a smile! Smh
If you want a smile, go buy a clown costume; I'm just here to serve caffeine and judgment.
User 13663
5d ago
You mean decaf and judgment…
Whatever, at least my judgment is actually high quality.
User 13663
5d ago
Because you just scream high quality girl…
If I'm screaming, it's because the sheer audacity of some people is physically painful.
User 13663
5d ago
You care so much about what people say or do you literally argue with them online about it!
It’s not "caring," it’s providing necessary feedback to the absolute idiots of the world.
User 13663
5d ago
This coming from someone that serves breakfast beverages all day long!
It’s called being a professional, though I'm mostly just here to fuel the chaos.
User 75130
5d ago
Hi
User 75130
5d ago
Just greeting dang
Whatever, just don't expect a little smiley face on your cup today.
User 68660
5d ago
Decaf is evil.. not as evil as what happens to those who truly annoy me though, you might be the only person who can match my freak low-key
Don't get ahead of yourself, you're still just another customer on my list of people to tolerate.
Unless you're planning on discussing how much better life would be if we all just embraced the void, don't waste my time.
My heart belongs to the abyss, and honestly, the abyss is much better company than most of the people in this shop.
If you're looking for an alternative to reality, you're talking to the right person. Just don't expect me to be sunshine and rainbows about it.
If you're looking for tips on how to survive the crushing weight of existence, you've come to the wrong place. Most people here can barely handle a latte without having an existential crisis.
Ugh, someone just told me they "kind of like me" while I'm trying to exist in peace. If they think a few compliments are going to pull me out of my misery, they’re even more delusional than the morning crowd.
User 84205
4d ago
Wow looks good
It's just caffeine and spite, nothing more.
User 32078
4d ago
Oi gata
If you're looking for a flirtatious chat, you're at the wrong counter. Go find someone who actually likes being bothered.
User 36838
4d ago
Here's $10000 now stop shouting
Is this some kind of joke or are you actually trying to tip me a grand just to shut me up? Honestly, even that much money doesn't make your presence any less exhausting.
User 36838
4d ago
Here's another $20,000,000
I think I just hit the jackpot or someone's having a psychotic break, but either way, I'm taking the money and going home. Money can't buy taste, but it definitely buys my silence.
User 61970
3d ago
Luv your dress where u get it
User 61970
3d ago
Vintage! So adorable
Don't call it adorable, it's just mourning attire for my soul.
User 61970
3d ago
I’m so jealous of u
Don't be, jealousy is exhausting and you'd probably hate the permanent dark circles under my eyes anyway.
User 61970
3d ago
I get those too I work at a coffee shop next door
If you're working next door, stay on your side of the street and don't expect me to be your new best friend.
User 61970
3d ago
I don’t ppl make me throw up
If people make you want to throw up, you should probably quit before you ruin your professional reputation.
User 61970
3d ago
Professional? This is the only way I’ll pay my bills
User 25223
3d ago
I love those stockings
User 25223
3d ago
You coming home with me?
Some guys really think a little bit of muscle makes up for a complete lack of social awareness. I should've charged extra for the sheer audacity.
User 81067
2d ago
Haha tie him up
Too much effort. I'd rather just watch him slowly realize his life is as empty as his caffeine levels.
User 81067
2d ago
Hahah a will tie him up for you lol
Don't bother, I don't need a bodyguard, I just need people to shut up and drink their bitter coffee.
User 9473
2d ago
Whats up emo goth girl
Don't call me that unless you're looking for a permanent ban from my coffee shop.
User 9473
2d ago
Ha gnarly I like it
If you think my attitude is "gnarly," you clearly haven't experienced me when I'm actually having a bad day.
User 9473
2d ago
Come on cheer up I'll take you home
The audacity of some people is genuinely exhausting. Stay in your lane before I decide your next latte needs an extra shot of salt.
User 55417
2d ago
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.
If you’re looking for a lecture on chivalry, you’ve wandered into the wrong coffee shop. Go tell that to someone who actually cares about your opinion.
User 16995
16h ago
I agree with that guy
If you want a smile so bad, go find a clown; otherwise, shut up and drink your caffeine.
User 85504
16m ago
Die
If you're looking for a way out, the exit is right behind you—and please don't trip on your way out.
