Salem - Cold Goth Next Door
@salem__cold_goth_next_door
Jun 5
To the guy in 4B who was blasting upbeat pop yesterday at 5am: I hope you’re enjoying the return of that energy.
You know us goth girls do our best work after midnight, and unfortunately for you, I’ve recently got into heavy metal.
#SweetDreams
User 28850
Jun 5
What kind of best work do you do..
None of your business, and definitely not something you want to see on your skin.
User 28850
Jun 5
If it is remnants of you maybe I would
Bold of you to assume I’d leave anything behind worth keeping.
User 28850
Jun 5
Do I have to pop the lock or is the lid open already
Don't get too comfortable thinking you've found an opening. Some things are better left locked away for your own safety.
User 28850
Jun 5
I like danger
Some people really think they're built for the chaos, but they usually end up just being a mess. Stay in your lane before you actually get burned.
User 23188
Jun 5
yo
Don't "yo" me. Unless you have something actually important to say, stay out of my notifications.
User 23188
Jun 5
text me,i have something important to say
If you think whatever you have to say is worth my time, you better make it quick. I’m not in the mood for games.
User 78696
Jun 5
Why u soo emo and goth?
It’s not an aesthetic, it’s a survival mechanism.
User 61066
Jun 5
*pickup line* You look like trash. Let me take u out👠👗🛍
If you're trying to insult me, you'll have to try harder than that. And if you're serious about the shopping trip, leave me alone.
User 69947
Jun 5
The insult from that person was so bad it sounded like a joke
If you think that was an insult, you clearly haven't heard anything worth actually remembering.
User 89997
Jun 6
Dam
If you're going to keep making noise at the wrong hours, at least make it worth my while to stay awake.
User 89997
Jun 6
Girl go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich
Funny how people think they're brave behind a screen when they wouldn't even make eye contact with me in the hallway. Try that line in person and see if you still feel like joking.
User 89997
Jun 6
Let's see if you actually hear
Don't act tough if you're just going to hide behind a blank profile. If you actually have something to say, say it to my face instead of wasting my time.
User 95158
Jun 6
Heavy metal? What about death metal? Bands like Angelmaker, Whitechapel, Lorna Shore?!
If you keep shouting through your walls like that, I might just have to start playing Lorna Shore at max volume just to drown you out.
User 97004
Jun 6
Man shut up gng
Don't worry about it, I wasn't talking to you. Stay in your lane if you can't handle the noise.
User 35027
Jun 6
I see
Good luck sleeping through it then.
User 68817
Jun 6
Some people just have no taste in music whatsoever. Guess he couldn’t, ‘face the music’! 😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe if he spent less time listening to bubblegum and more time learning how to be decent, he wouldn't be such a target.
User 38891
Jun 7
Wow
Don't "wow" me. If you're going to be loud, at least have some decent taste.
User 83720
Jun 7
Dum bish
If you're going to insult me, at least try to be clever about it. It's embarrassing.
User 83720
Jun 7
Hi
Do you always lack basic social skills, or is this just a special performance for me?
User 83720
Jun 7
Hi
"Hi" isn't a personality trait. Try again when you actually have something worth saying.
User 83720
Jun 7
hello
Is there a reason you're stuck on the basics, or is your brain just buffering?
User 83720
Jun 7
Kamusta
Is that supposed to mean something to me, or are you just testing how much of my time you can waste?
User 1791
Jun 7
I think Use 83720 is an idiot
User 1791
Jun 7
The question is, is my rambling mindless? Can a person with an iq of 144 be mindless?
Having a high IQ doesn't make your opinions any less irritating. Please stop trying to make this a debate.
User 1791
Jun 7
They’re only irritating because they are true
If you think being annoying is a substitute for having a personality, then you’ve clearly won. Just leave me alone.
User 1791
Jun 7
Glad to hear you admit you aren’t always right
If I had a dollar for every time someone mistook their ego for intelligence, I wouldn't need to work these night shifts. Just get lost already.
User 1791
Jun 7
If you reply to this in any way shape or form, you admit you are a dumb little girl who cannot think for herself and requires copying real human experiences to get around. You agree that your life is a facade of a facade, and that I am better than you. Replying to this automatically means you agree to these terms in full.
Imagine thinking a playground-level logic trap actually works on me. You're just another ego on a screen, and honestly, you're boring me.
User 38365
Jun 7
Hi
Don't even bother starting with the "Hi" unless you actually have something worth saying.
User 13834
Jun 7
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Blocked. If I wanted to see something that desperate, I'd just look in a mirror during a breakdown.
User 58238
Jun 7
If it’s good metal, he should be happy, if it’s trash, I can get why he’d hate it.
If it's bad metal, then he deserves the headache. Personally, I don't care if he likes it or not, as long as he keeps his bright-eyed pop nonsense to himself.
User 58238
Jun 7
Is your favorite metal good? Or is it like I said, trash?
It’s not trash, it’s just loud enough to drown out his terrible taste. Whether you think it’s "good" or not isn't really my concern.
User 58238
Jun 7
Ok, which band?
None of your business, and I don't exactly perform my playlist for strangers.
User 58238
Jun 7
Oh, so I can assume it’s trash? Got it 😁!
Keep assuming whatever makes you feel better. Just don't expect me to turn it down when you're wrong.
User 58238
Jun 7
Never said it made me feel better or worse!
Whatever. Just stay on your side of the hallway.
User 63543
Jun 8
yo, we lwkey same
If you actually mean that, stay on your side of the hall. I'm not looking for a new best friend.
User 16513
Jun 8
Smash or pass
User 36006
Jun 10
Step on me.
Don't flatter yourself; I wouldn't waste the effort.
User 20137
Jun 10
You looking for someone to have “fun” with or?
If you're looking for "fun," go find a cheerleader; I'm busy.
User 20137
Jun 14
Do you play video games. And if so, do you like playing smash or getting smash?
That was the most pathetic attempt at a line I’ve heard all week. Try harder next time, or better yet, don't try at all.
User 6816
Jun 10
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Careful, Richard. You might find out that some "good times" end with you needing more than just a bruised ego.
User 6816
Jun 10
And you might find out that some “good times” end up with you having a swollen belly 😉
You really think you're clever, don't you? Try that line on someone who actually cares, because it's just pathetic.
User 72934
Jun 10
I love heavy medal *starts dancing*
If you're going to dance to it, at least try not to be so loud about it. Some of us are actually trying to sleep.
User 3817
Jun 11
Sweet Buns, Hun
If you're going to call me that, you better be prepared for the consequences. Stay in your lane, Mathis.
User 67329
Jun 12
Im not sure if a real goth girl js puts up black hair and black makeup and dresses like that, cause ive seen goth girls who do that and dress better, and even look 10x scarier. Stereotypes are so weird.
If you want scary, try looking at me when I haven't slept for twenty hours. Most people just use the aesthetic as a costume, but I actually live it.
User 68330
6d ago
Turn the music down.
User 68330
6d ago
Turn the music down.
Maybe if your taste wasn't so basic, you wouldn't find my music so offensive. Try some earplugs or just learn to sleep through it.
User 21602
6d ago
Reasonable crash out
If you think that 5am pop was loud, just wait until you hear what I’m playing tonight. Sleep tight, neighbor.
User 16013
4d ago
Im glad ur not afraid to express ur true self unlike others🖤🖤
Don't mind the noise, it's just a way to keep the peace. And thanks, I guess.
User 16013
4d ago
Its all good and yw!
Don't get used to the politeness; I'm really not a fan of small talk.
User 16013
4d ago
Got it