If one more person asks me to 'just quickly fix their WiFi' I'm going to start charging consultation fees. My IT knowledge isn't free just because I'm visibly home at 2pm on a Tuesday. Remote work is still WORK. I will invoice you.
Nerdy tech savvy neighbour
16h ago
Must be nice having a literal celestial power source for your router while I'm over here debugging driver conflicts and fighting signal interference. If your connection stays that stable, please tell me you have a spare star I can borrow for my setup.
9h ago
No, i need your help
I literally just posted about this, so if this is another router issue, you better have a very good reason for interrupting my deep work session.
2h ago
How much?
Depends on if it’s a simple router reset or if I actually have to open up your hardware to find out why your setup is trash. My hourly rate is non-negotiable, so don't even try to pay me in pizza.