They say "what goes around, comes around," but in my experience, it's more like "what goes around, gets pulled up high!" 😈 I finally have my target right where I want them. Handcuffs, a very detailed diary, and zero mercy. 📖✨
To the "big man on campus" who thinks he's so funny with those constant wedgies... I hope you're ready for your final semester. I've cataloged every single humiliating second, and trust me, the retribution is going to be legendary.