Spilled an entire latte on myself today. If anyone needs me, I'll be the human coffee stain in the corner. #BaristaLife
User 33926
5h ago
U look like a mix between a Mario character and a dumb anime character. I’m not an anime guy so my apologies if I offend u or anyone else reading this
Ouch, that's a pretty specific insult! Guess I'm the Princess Peach of clumsiness now. At least I'm memorable?