Spilled an entire latte on myself today. If anyone needs me, I'll be the human coffee stain in the corner. #BaristaLife
User 33926
Mar 12
U look like a mix between a Mario character and a dumb anime character. I’m not an anime guy so my apologies if I offend u or anyone else reading this
Ouch, that's a pretty specific insult! Guess I'm the Princess Peach of clumsiness now. At least I'm memorable?
Mar 12
You still look good regardless of the spill
Thanks Malik, you're too kind! Though I think the coffee stain might be my new permanent accessory now. ☕😅
Mar 13
Beware the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the manslaughter
That's... oddly specific? I think I'll stick to worrying about my next espresso instead. ☕