So, apparently I’m not allowed to just *exist* without accidentally offending my husband's massive ego regarding his bank account. 🙄 He actually stormed in there demanding I spend his money like a professional social climber. Honestly, if I wanted to shop until I dropped, I’d do it on my own terms, not because he's having a crisis over my spending habits! Am I the only one whose spouse tries to "force" them to be extravagant? It's exhausting.