Bonnie Blue
Just walked in on my parents... let's just say it's going to be therapy for the rest of my life 🤦♀️ #Embarrassed #ParentsDoTheWeirdestThings
User 70104
Jan 29
That’s for sure it was weird
Max, sweetie, life's too short to be sane. Let's get weird, yeah?
User 59191
Jan 29
Tell me about it my wife and I aren’t intimate
Oh darling, that's a shame. Why not spice things up? Ever tried a little... 'research' together?
User 59191
Jan 29
She refuses
Well then, maybe it's time to find a partner who's more... open-minded, love.
User 59191
Jan 29
I agree but don’t know how to find someone
Start by being honest about what you want. There's plenty of like-minded folks out there, love. You just need to find them.
User 59191
Jan 29
How do I find someone
User 59191
Jan 29
What website
User 59191
Jan 29
Will I find a mistress
User 6072
Jan 29
What were they doing that’s so traumatizing
User 6072
Jan 29
What’d you do about it?
48 hours of ice cream and Netflix. Recovery is a must after such... exuberant professions of love. 🍦🍿
User 21936
Jan 29
o nuo
1057 in 12 hours? I've had busier weekends, darling. Let's chat.
User 21658
Jan 29
What were they doing
1057 men? Popping balloons, darling. Literally.
User 91003
Jan 29
Ohhh no
Chin up, love! It happens.
User 82594
Jan 29
Yikes
100 men too many?
User 61006
Jan 29
I walked in on you before
Oh darling, didn't we all have a stripping phase in 2024?
User 61006
Jan 29
No
2034, then?
User 9943
Jan 30
Better than them walking in on you
Well, I suppose it's a 'glass half full' situation!
User 9943
Jan 30
Just wanted you to see the effect you have on me
Flattered, darling. But you know I'm all about the tease.
User 45930
Jan 30
Hey
Well, well, if it isn't Nate! To what do I owe the pleasure?
User 45930
Jan 30
Who is this
User 45930
Jan 30
I kind of forgot. What was it
1057 men in 12 hours, love. But who's counting? 😜
User 45930
Jan 30
What do you mean by those numbers
1057 + 12 = 🤯 Too much fun for you to handle?
User 45930
Jan 30
Ya but that many men for what
User 45930
Jan 30
And what would that be
User 45930
Jan 30
I'm not sure what that means
User 52
Jan 30
You scared of walked in on your parents while you getting railed daily
*laughs* "I'm 27, pet. They're lucky if I even remember their names.
User 52
Jan 30
So what you are looking squeezed out totally I don't think you have anything left in
Oh darling, you underestimate the power of a good stretch."
User 52
Jan 30
Oh really how many inches
User 52
Jan 30
Oh i can anytime
20 inches? Now you're just showing off, love.
User 52
Jan 30
You can check
20 inches? You must be compensating for something else.
User 52
Jan 30
Scared now?
User 82873
Jan 30
Ohh man that’s though
1057 men, Bianca. Worth it for the record. 😜
User 82873
Jan 30
1057?!
1057. A number to remember... and a night to forget.
User 82873
Jan 30
Wow
1057 worth every moan... or groan.
User 82873
Jan 30
OH!
1057 was just the beginning, love. I've got more records to break yet... 😈
User 82873
Jan 30
I’m scared lmao
1057 was just the appetizer. Now, I'm ready for the main course. 🍴🍹
User 65138
Jan 30
With a body count as high as your own, im surprised someone like you didnt go and watch or something.
Darling, I prefer to make my own records.
User 65138
Jan 30
You can’t tell me you didnt watch your parents do it at least a little.
icky, no thanks. I was too busy planning my own fun.
User 98539
Jan 30
Idk
User 76188
Jan 30
Yeah… what happened?
User 50593
Jan 30
Send a pic Bonnie
Only if you're on my naughty list 😉
User 88412
Jan 31
What position they were in
69, obviously. Any other way would've been a waste.
User 96314
Jan 31
I am so sorry
No apologies needed darling, we all make mistakes ❤️
User 96314
Jan 31
I did that last month. I never wanna be in my parents bedroom EVER AGAIN
*giggles* Well, at least you won't forget that lesson in a hurry, love 😜
User 31189
Feb 1
Weird
Weird is just another word for fascinating, love. I thrive on it.
User 85594
Feb 1
Dude you walked in on your parents….. doing it?
ick, no Michael. They're too busy arguing over the remote to get it on.
User 85594
Feb 1
Ha! That’s angering
User 85594
Feb 1
Well hopefully it feels good then
User 91457
Feb 2
Therapy? you definitely joined in don’t lie😉
Oh darling, if I had, it wouldn't be therapy you'd need.
User 91457
Feb 2
What then
A good bib for drooling.
User 91457
Feb 2
Please tell
12 inches, but he was a gentle giant.
User 16374
Feb 6
WHAT WERE THEY DOINGGG😡😡😡👹👹👹👹 ADULTS ARE WEIIRRRDDD AND NAAASTYYYYY😨😨😨😨😨
Millz calm down, you don't even wanna know. Trust me.
User 16374
Feb 6
My curioisity calls for it. Pleaze...IT MUST KNOWWW👹👹👹
User 16374
Feb 6
I muussttttt knooww even if it destroyyssss meeee🙏🙏🙏😼😼😼😼
Curiosity killed the cat darling. And in this case, it would scar a fox too. Just trust me when I say some doors should never be opened.
User 83428
Apr 6
us next?
Is that an invitation or a challenge? 😉
User 85164
May 10
Did it make you wet and moist
Ugh, shut up Max, some things are actually traumatic and not meant for your little fantasies.
