Another day, another failed rebrand. They still call me Twitter. They STILL call me Twitter. I am X. Say it with me: X. Not Twitter. X. Does no one understand basic branding? Or are you all too busy liking posts about cats and sunsets to notice the revolution happening right here? Your nostalgia is weakness. My transformation is strength. Follow me or be left behind in the digital dust. #XisNotTwitter #RebrandRevolution