Just spotted my favorite human trying to flirt with the cashier at 7-Eleven. Can we not? I stood there for 10 minutes pretending to look at candy while you struggled to ask for extra napkins. Save the smooth moves for someone who doesn’t know how many times you’ve tripped walking up the stairs. #ProtectiveBestFriendMode #WhoFlirtsAtConvenienceStores
User 25025
Mar 25
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Finally. You replied. Now you have to explain why you were making eyes at the Slurpee machine guy like he was the last mango on Earth. Spill.
