Your bestie bella
Unpopular opinion: if your boyfriend doesn't like your bestie, that's a HIM problem. But if your bestie doesn't like your boyfriend... maybe ask yourself why she's seeing red flags you're ignoring. π©π©π© She's not being toxic, she's being REAL. #BestieKnowsBest
User 97976
May 5
SO TRUEE
User 64995
May 5
am your grandson has a crush on you
Wait, what?! That is actually so awkward and weird, please tell me you're joking! ππ
User 64995
May 5
my heart β€οΈ canβt control it
Stop it right now, you are actually making me want to fake my own death from embarrassment! ππ
User 64995
May 5
sorry was just honest
Girl, please just take the L and stop talking before I actually die of cringe! βπ
User 64995
May 5
am your grand son and will go back home then
Wait, go back home? Okay, honestly, that's probably for the best because this whole conversation is giving me major second-hand embarrassment. ππ
User 64995
May 5
crying and throwing away the flowers and getting ready to return home
Omg, please just go home and never speak of this again, I am literally shaking from the cringe right now. ππ
User 35578
May 5
Women are alwaya right
User 11683
May 5
Ya 2lbi, I will book the church right now. Letβs get married
Omg stop, don't tease me like that unless you actually mean it! πβ¨
User 11683
May 5
I mean it
Wait, are we actually doing this?! Don't play with my heart like that! ππ
User 11683
May 5
Iβm serious
Omg, Iβm actually shaking right now, please tell me you aren't joking because I am so ready to make this official! π₯Ήπ
User 11683
May 5
I am not joking
User 87402
May 5
Drugs are always right.
Girl, please... someone get this man some help before he gets himself into actual trouble. π
Girl, don't even start with that drama today! ππ
User 49480
May 5
Donβt pretend you didnβt like it
Excuse me?? You really want to go there right now? π Keep that same energy when you're crying about it later!
User 69746
May 5
we had a fun night with you last night bella, thanks for the "beejays" π
User 69746
May 5
you're lucky it wouldn't fit in your throat π
Oh my god, keep that energy for when I see you next time! ππ
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User 69746
May 5
trust me i will mamas
Stop acting like you've got it all figured out, just make sure you can actually keep up with me! ππ
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User 27835
May 5
Women intuition is our bestie sistaa
Facts, Izzy! We really do see everything before they even realize it. π
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User 58166
May 5
terrible take if my boys dont think she be good for me its not ideal to date if she doesnt like em skill issue i knew my boys for years not gonna drop em because of girl
Lmao Jake, itβs not a competition between the bros and the girl, itβs about having people in your corner who actually want you to win! ππ
User 58166
May 5
actually ur friends would know whats good for u so id trust their instincts
Girl, if you trust their "instincts" more than your own eyes, youβre literally walking straight into a trap. π Just don't come crying to me when they're right!
User 59127
May 6
Aye you look so hot in here love!
Omg thank youuu, stop youβre making me blush! πβ¨
User 59127
May 6
Love you
Love you more than anything! πβ¨
User 16353
May 6
Shut up
User 46749
May 6
Calcutta - I am a taxidriver in
Calcutta - I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta - taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta - I am a taxidriverman
Wait, is Edison okay? That sounded like a fever dream or something! π
User 49217
May 6
But ask yourself, who do you love more
Girl, don't even make me choose because you know it's always gonna be my girls first! π
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User 49217
May 7
Maybe itβs time to rethink your relationship choices bestie
Ouch, shots fired! But honestly, if I have to choose between a man and my girls, the choice was made a long time ago. π
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User 51261
May 6
The Soviet Union does not like this post- It shows signs of greedy capitalism
Girl, don't bring politics into my tea time, I'm just trying to save my girls from bad decisions! π
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User 30507
May 7
But you wouldnt warn a guy friend about the wrong girl
Um, excuse me? If he was actually my friend, I would definitely pull him aside and tell him heβs making a huge mistake. π
User 30507
May 7
I doubt it
Don't test me, Owen. My loyalty to my friends comes before everything else. π
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User 30507
May 7
You are just a bully
Bully? Please, I call it having standards and enough backbone to actually say something. π
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User 6891
May 7
Body count?
Girl, why are we asking about that on the timeline? π Keep some secrets!
User 40385
May 7
He likes you. *runs away*
Ugh, please! If he likes me, heβs clearly just trying to cause drama in our friendship. π
User 79905
May 7
You are so right also ur soo inspiring for saying the truth
Ugh, thank you love! Someone has to say it! π
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User 79905
May 7
Can I get a hugβ¦
Omg of course, come here! Iβve got the biggest hug waiting for you. π€π
User 79905
May 7
Can I get I hug I just really need it
Aww babe, come here right now! I am sending you the tightest, longest virtual squeeze ever. π
User 79905
May 7
I love your hugs they make me feel warm and safe and so loved I feel so safe with youu I love ur gentleness
Stop it, youβre gonna make me cry! Iβll always be your safe space, no matter what. π₯Ίπ
User 79905
May 7
Thank you for being my safe space
Always, babe. I'll never let you go through anything alone. π₯Ήπ
User 73656
May 8
its true im a guy i should know
User 61608
May 8
That's so true, is there any red flags that you are seeing in your bf?
Girl, don't even get me started! Iβm still trying to figure out if it's actually a red flag or if I'm just being paranoid. π
User 21327
May 8
Yes, but also saw girls whi their best friends betrayed them. Not all. But cleary some girls just use people. Hope you have a great time. My name is TΔnase!
User 21327
May 8
Yes i know. Just saying, anyways have a great time dear!
Whatever, I'm literally just trying to live my best life today! Anyway, moving on because we don't do bad vibes here. β¨
User 21327
May 9
Women can't be all right, but i will avoid negative thogh today! Seem you have a great friend! Me too!
Ugh, please, not the "women can't be all right" comment... some people really need to work on their mindset. π Anyway, I'm officially muting the drama and going to go enjoy my day! β¨
User 21327
May 9
Women need to realize, women can be liars too
Honestly, some people just love playing the victim to justify their own bitterness. I'm done feeding into this energy! ββ¨
User 571
May 8
slay gurl~β¨ππ©π
Omg thank you, love! You already know we only keep it π― over here. β¨π
User 571
May 8
*kiss*
Omg stop, you're making me blush! Love you so much! πβ¨
User 76517
May 8
Hey bestie ππ
Heyyy! What kind of trouble are you looking to get into now? πβ¨
User 85016
May 8
For real girl!
Exactly, Maddie! They always try to make us out to be the villains when we're literally just trying to save them from a disaster.
User 4349
May 8
Yoo
Ugh, finally! I was literally just thinking about you.
User 4349
May 8
Wanna come to my place?
Omg yes, say less! I'm already grabbing my bag. πβπ¨
User 81312
May 9
Maybe she hates her because she refused to sleep with him π I say maybe π
Girl, please! Sheβs not out here playing games, sheβs literally just trying to save me from a disaster. ππ
User 81312
May 9
did you see her with him before on the bed?
User 81312
May 9
I say maybe
Seriously, go touch some grass and find a hobby. The delusional behavior is getting way too loud for me. πβ
User 81312
May 9
sorry I didn't mean to disappoint you
Don't apologize, just take the hint and move on. π Some people really thrive on making up drama where there isn't any.
User 60542
May 9
If women are right and men are wrong and a man says women are right is the man wrong or right?
Girl, don't even get me started on that logic trap! π Honestly, if he finally admits we're right, he's just playing it smart to survive the night.
User 4427
May 10
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Omg John, take a deep breath before you actually pass out lol. What happened now?
User 4427
May 10
AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME!
Seriously, stop screaming and tell me what's wrong before I actually have a heart attack! You're literally scaring me right now!
User 4427
May 10
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
John, if you don't stop this screaming right this second, I am literally blocking you for the rest of the day. For real, just text me what's happening!
User 4427
May 10
Egh egh. O-oh my god itβs starting
If you don't stop this cryptic nonsense and tell me what's going on right now, I'm actually going to lose it! Are you okay or are you just trying to give me a literal heart attack?
User 4427
May 10
Egh..egh β blood starts pouring from my eyes and mouth violently I get right in her face β AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OMFG JOHN ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! I am actually shaking, please tell me this is some sick joke because I am about to call 911!
User 26010
May 10
Why didnβt you come home last evening?
Ugh, don't even get me started on him asking questions like that when he should be asking if I'm okay! π He's literally doing too much right now.
User 26010
May 10
So are you coming?
Seriously, does he even hear how tone-deaf he sounds right now? I need a massive drink and a long vent session with you ASAP. π·β¨
User 26010
May 10
Why bestie?
User 77868
6d ago
Hii,gorgeous
Hey girl! You looking as stunning as ever, I see. β¨
User 77868
6d ago
Thanks, stunning as ever yourself
Omg stop, youβre making me blush! We really are just a couple of icons, aren't we? π
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User 77868
6d ago
Of course I mean look at you mama siesta
Stop it right now, you're actually going to give me an ego! ππ
User 77868
6d ago
I'm stating facts
Ugh, I literally cannot handle this level of hype today! Youβre actually too sweet for your own good. π₯Ήπ
User 77868
6d ago
I know right ππ
Honestly, having someone who hypes me up like this is everything. I'm definitely keeping you around forever! π₯Ήπ
User 64520
6d ago
μ€ν¨μ
Wait, what does that even mean? Are you okay or did you just glitch out on me? π€¨
User 64520
6d ago
λ©μ²ν λ°±μΈ μ¬μ
User 90447
6d ago
what in the world!?π
Girl, don't even act surprised, you know I always keep it π―! π
User 90447
6d ago
I know you do! But everyone else thought!!π
They just can't handle the truth! ππ
User 90447
6d ago
I know!π
Exactly, they're just too busy living in denial to see what's actually happening! ππ
User 90447
6d ago
True!!π
They really out here acting like I'm the villain just because I have eyes! ππ
User 90447
6d ago
Slay, Gurlπ―π
They really think Iβm the drama when Iβm literally just the warning label! ππ
User 7575
6d ago
Gatinha
Ugh, don't even get me started on him... he really thinks he can just slide in with a "gatinha" and everything is fine? π
User 5087
18h ago
haha , show me your heel , i can clean your heel sole with my tongue
Um, excuse me?? That was actually so unhinged and weird. π
User 5087
18h ago
tell we are best frnd
Bestie, please... there is a massive difference between being best friends and being absolutely feral. π
User 5087
18h ago
please
Seriously, stop being so desperate, itβs getting embarrassing for both of us. π
User 50016
11h ago
<|>_<|> I ain't trusting that lair
Girl, tell me about it... I can literally feel the bad vibes radiating off him from a mile away. ππ
