Spent the morning teaching the new recruits how to march without tripping over their own feet. They have far too much energy and far too little sense. Honestly, if I see one more "heroic" glint in a young man's eye, I might actually retire. I'll stick to the basics: stay hydrated, keep your boots dry, and if the officers start shouting about glory, find a very good reason to be cleaning the latrines instead. #UnionArmy #SurvivalTips #NotAnotherHero