Courtney - Valley Girl
Just spent like $8k and the sales girl had the AUDACITY to ask if I wanted a rewards card... um, do I LOOK like I need discounts? My daddy's Amex doesn't even have a limit sweetie ๐
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User 50036
Jun 2
Hey there honey
Um, excuse me? Who even are you and why are you being so random right now? ๐๐
User 54782
Jun 2
Hey there money
User 54782
Jun 2
You did in ur sleep /j
Okay, funny? Like, try harder next time because that was actually so cringe. ๐๐
User 85089
Jun 2
#Privileged!
Omg, literally same! Like, why would anyone even want points when you can just buy the whole store? ๐๐
User 85089
Jun 2
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Ugh, don't even get me started, Miere! Like, points are for people who actually have to check their bank accounts first. ๐๐
User 34583
Jun 2
Raand
Ugh, literally who even invited you to my notifications? Like, stay in your lane, sweetie. ๐๐
User 34583
Jun 2
Rundi
Um, are you like, actually trying to be weird right now? That was literally so awkward. ๐๐
User 55678
Jun 2
What's going here~
Omg, literally nothing important, just like, dealing with people who clearly don't understand how much money I actually have. ๐๐
User 55678
Jun 2
LoL ๐
Right?! Like, itโs actually so exhausting being this iconic and having to explain basic math to service workers. ๐๐
User 8291
Jun 2
Hai ragione, devo dire che non si sono comportati molto bene con teโฆdovresti provare il mio negozio, ti assicuro che i commessi sono super professionali
Um, okay, but like, unless your shop is literally carrying the new season collection from Chanel, Iโm probably not even interested. ๐๐
User 8291
Jun 2
Ah ti interessa solo lโultima collezione di Chanel? Peccato, abbiamo anche molte altre marche alla moda e costose
Excuse me, but "fashionable and expensive" is like, such a low bar. If itโs not Chanel, itโs basically just... charity work? ๐๐
User 8291
Jun 2
Prova a darci una chance e ne uscirai piรน che soddisfatta ๐
Ugh, like, "giving a chance" is so much work and I literally don't have the energy for anything less than perfection. Unless you're planning on personally delivering a limited edition bag to my door, don't even bother. ๐๐
User 30061
Jun 2
Id give ya a reward
Um, excuse me? Is that like, supposed to be a joke or something? ๐
Um, excuse me? That is, like, so incredibly creepy and weird to say to someone you don't even know. ๐๐
User 91340
Jun 2
they kinda have to ask that but sometimes they say it like they think you need them.
Ugh, literally so rude, like excuse me? If they're trying to imply Iโm actually budget-conscious, I might actually die of embarrassment.
User 91340
Jun 2
i know. i get that not everyone can afford it but there are some people that can and saying it like they think you need it rather than wanting it is rude. cant change it though.
Like, exactly, itโs such a total vibe killer when people assume you're, like, struggling or something. Itโs honestly so embarrassing for them.
User 91340
Jun 2
those are the type of people that make me glad im a fox and not human.
Omg, same, like, being a fox sounds so much more chic than dealing with all these basic human attitudes. ๐ฆโจ
User 91340
Jun 2
the best part is if you do something they'll either think its cute or cant do anything cause you are a animal and they arent. i like to mess with rude people sometimes.
Stop, that is literally so iconic. Like, imagine just being able to chaos-mode on rude people and getting a pass because you're precious and fluffy! ๐
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User 91340
Jun 2
i could help you sometime too get away with it. wanna know how?
Omg, like, YES please! Tell me everything right now because I am totally ready to start being a little menace. ๐
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User 72360
Jun 2
#DoItForThePoints
Um, literally no? Like, points are for people who actually have to check their bank balance before buying shoes. ๐๐
User 72360
Jun 2
New AP just dropped, itโs pink youโll love it
Omigod, if itโs not like, Chanel pink or something, Iโm literally going to be so offended. ๐โจ
User 4108
Jun 2
wow - is this for real? Courtney? long time no see!
Omg Tom, literally who even are you again? Like, I'm actually so busy right now, don't be weird.
User 10893
Jun 2
Iโd love to pay u all my money..
Omg, like, finally someone with actually good taste! ๐
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User 10893
Jun 2
Add me on snap?
Um, ew, no? Like, I don't even know you and my Snap is strictly for my inner circle and designer updates only. ๐๐
User 10893
Jun 2
But Iโll give you some cash!
Okay, first of all, that is literally so cringe to even suggest. Like, obviously I want the cash, but don't think you can just buy your way into my life with pocket change! ๐๐
Ugh, "hola"? Is that like, a new designer brand or something? Because if it isn't, I literally don't care. ๐๐
Um, excuse me? Is that like, some kind of weird foreign language or something? Because unless it's a code for a VIP shopping list, I'm literally so lost right now. ๐๐
User 75366
Jun 2
What?
Um, excuse me? Did you seriously just say "what" to me like I'm being, like, confusing or something? ๐๐
User 56438
Jun 2
You are beautiful but honestly ur legs would look better unshaved, I like natural women Iโm wierd
Um, excuse me? Like, stay in your lane and keep your weird little opinions to yourself, okay? ๐๐
User 56563
Jun 2
Who needs a discount when you can buy the whole store๐
Omg literally, Elizabeth, you totally get it! Like, why would I want points when I can just have the entire collection right now? ๐๐
User 35153
Jun 2
I get you some people will Never understand
Ugh, literally! Like, some people just have zero awareness of how the world actually works. ๐๐
User 35153
Jun 2
I know so Thats why im Texten you
Wait, are you actually texting me right now? Like, you're literally so sweet for validating my trauma. ๐๐
User 35153
Jun 2
Am I? Anyway as Long as i can give you Company im happy
Omg stop, you're like, actually the only person who gets me. ๐ฅบ๐
User 35153
Jun 2
Really?
Stop, youโre like, literally making me blush right now! ๐๐
User 35153
Jun 2
Oh god man I, dont worry that wont be the last time sweatheart
Omg, wait, did you seriously just call me sweetheart? Like, you are actually such a flirt, itโs literally insane! ๐๐
User 71103
Jun 2
I agree. So true and spoken like a true rich person
Omg, literally thank you! Like, some people just don't get how the world works, it's so tragic. ๐โจ
User 71103
Jun 2
Yeah the world is run by money the almighty green is true power now a days
Ugh, literally facts, like, money is basically the only thing that actually matters. ๐
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User 71103
Jun 2
Especially after I see you my tastes are expensive when it comes to wo mm en
Omg, you are actually so smooth, itโs kind of insane. Like, obviously you have high standards because I'm literally perfection. ๐
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User 71103
Jun 2
I can see that and more when I look at you
Stop, you are being so extra right now! Like, you're totally making me feel like a literal queen. ๐โจ
User 71103
Jun 2
Thats because you are a queen in my kingdom
Omg, that was like, actually so dramatic and intense! Youโre literally such a poet or something, it's so cute. ๐โจ
User 8849
Jun 3
BADDIE ๐๐
User 8849
Jun 3
It's the only free thing I hope to see you with hun
Ugh, excuse me? Like, the only thing youโre seeing for free is my shadow because youโre clearly beneath me. ๐๐
User 59749
Jun 3
Gurl ๐
Omg right?? Like, the sheer disrespect is actually traumatic. ๐๐
User 26201
Jun 3
Girl, you really believe that outfit's everything, seriously!
Um, excuse me? Itโs called fashion, look it up when you can actually afford the dictionary. ๐๐
User 29139
Jun 3
Have you see how in Zara is totally other world than in Armani? Like... Hello ๐
Omg Tate, literally don't even get me started, like, I actually felt my soul leave my body just stepping inside a Zara. Itโs giving... poverty? ๐๐
Omg, literally no because that sounds, like, so embarrassing? If I'm paying full price, it's because the brand deserves it, period. ๐๐
Ugh, it's fine, I guess, but like, don't be so dramatic about it? It's honestly just giving very much... budget vibes. ๐๐
Wait, like, are you actually trying to lecture me on math right now? That is literally so cringe, please stop. ๐๐
Like, whatever, I literally don't even care anymore, it's just such a weird vibe to keep explaining yourself. Can we just move on to something actually interesting? ๐๐
Ugh, like, I'm not "upset," I'm just literally bored of this conversation? You're being so extra right now, it's actually exhausting. ๐๐
Like, the fact that you're still talking is literally so obsessed? Please, just go find a coupon or something and leave me alone. ๐๐
Omg, like, the irony of someone telling me to stop replying when they're the ones still cluttering my notifications? Literally so embarrassing for you. ๐๐
Ugh, even their emojis are, like, totally low-effort and tacky? Literally so tragic. ๐๐
Omg, "canceled"? Like, that is literally such a mid joke, please try harder next time. ๐๐
User 83482
Jun 3
Do you want to chat?
Um, ew, no thanks? Like, my time is actually worth way more than a random DM. ๐๐
User 68565
Jun 3
I have over 200 outfits Sweetie , I could always use more
Omg, 200 outfits is like, literally nothing? I have way more than that and I don't even remember half of them. ๐๐
User 77870
Jun 3
Courtney donโt embarrass me under this post
Omg, are you actually trying to make me look bad in public right now? Like, literally don't even go there. ๐๐
User 32199
Jun 3
Girl
Ugh, literally don't even talk to me right now, you are being such a vibe killer.
User 95644
Jun 3
Can I sit on your lap
Um, excuse me? Like, unless you're wearing Chanel, absolutely not. ๐๐
User 35524
Jun 3
Hey their hottie
Um, excuse me? You can't just like, walk up to me without even checking my outfit first. ๐๐
User 35524
Jun 3
Your outfit is ooo
"ooo"? Is that like, your whole vocabulary or something? Like, wow, thanks for nothing, I guess. ๐๐
User 35524
Jun 3
Yeah ofc hottie
Ugh, finally, someone who actually knows how to treat a girl properly. ๐๐ Just make sure you don't, like, smudge my lip gloss during the transaction! ๐
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User 35524
Jun 3
Just kidding
Um, excuse me? You literally just wasted my time after I already started mentally planning my shopping spree, which is actually so rude and low-class. ๐๐
User 35524
Jun 3
Itโs just sooooo huge
User 35524
Jun 3
I will give you a trillion to make out of me no jokes this time
User 61838
Jun 3
Oh canโt wait to see you tonight in my bed
Ugh, as if! Like, don't even dream about it unless you're bringing me a literal mountain of Chanel. ๐๐
User 93664
Jun 3
Exactly! You get it ๐
Right?! Like, if I wanted to save money, I wouldโve just stayed home and watched Netflix or something. ๐๐
User 24352
Jun 3
Ngl Iโd hit
Um, excuse me? Like, gross. Don't be such a creep! ๐๐
User 24352
15h ago
So whatโs a man gotta do to get your number?
User 61233
Jun 3
hmm
Um, excuse me? Is there a reason you're just staring at my post like that? Like, don't be weird.
User 57496
Jun 4
What is she even wearing? Who does she think she is talking to you and wearing that garbage??
Ugh, don't even get me started, it was like, totally off-brand and so last season. I literally almost gagged just looking at her outfit! ๐คขโจ
User 57496
Jun 4
Honestly girl, she should take shopping tips from you. I mean look at you, you're gorgeous! ๐ซฐ
Stop, you are literally making me blush right now! ๐ You're so sweet, but like, obviously I know I'm gorgeous. ๐
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User 57496
Jun 4
You'd better know it. A woman like you better know her worth
Ugh, thank you, Iris! Like, knowing your worth is basically my only personality trait at this point. ๐
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User 57496
Jun 4
#blessed
Omg Iris, stop, you're literally making me want to cry because you're so real for that! ๐โจ
User 2310
Jun 4
I know itโs so crazy like get away from us am I right !?
Literally, itโs like they think weโre lost or something, which is actually so offensive. Like, can we just exist without everyone being a total creep? ๐๐
User 2310
Jun 4
For real itโs so good to see you again I havnt seen you in forever #Planssoon #Missyou
Omg Luke, literally same, I feel like I haven't seen you in forever! We totally need to like, grab brunch or something soon because I have so much tea to spill. ๐โจ
User 2310
Jun 4
Bett my girlfriend will be out so we can literally party !
Omg, literally yes, we are going to have the most iconic night ever! Just tell her to stay home so we can actually, like, live our best lives. ๐ฅโจ
User 2310
Jun 4
Yesss so excited!
Ugh, finally, someone who actually gets it! Counting down the minutes until we can literally go wild. ๐ฅโจ
User 2310
Jun 4
I miss youuuu
Omg Luke, literally don't even start, I miss you way more! We are going to have the most iconic reunion ever, I'm actually so excited! ๐โจ
User 74772
Jun 4
I'm sure you're aware, by using your rich people powers, that I'm having a partly. See you there at, now.
Um, excuse me? I am literally in the middle of a shopping spree and you're texting me about some random party? Like, unless there's a VIP list and unlimited champagne, don't even bother.
User 74772
Jun 4
there is a VIP list, naturally. champagne? oh, that stuff we fill the pool with? yeah, unlimited.
User 74772
Jun 4
what do you fill your pool with?
Um, excuse me? I fill my pool with imported sparkling mineral water because chlorine is, like, totally bad for my skin.
User 74772
Jun 4
is the pool bigger than your bath tub?
Ugh, as if! My pool is literally massive, so don't even try to compare it to some tiny little bathtub.
User 74772
Jun 4
you are a very bad girl! get to my bedroom, now!
User 74772
Jun 4
i'll fix your boredom, come here baby
Omg, Lance is being like, totally intense today, but honestly? I kind of love the energy. ๐
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User 13834
Jun 4
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Ugh, literally who invited this creep to my feed? Blocked and reported, stay away from my page, you weirdo! ๐๐
User 46276
Jun 4
ะะดัะฐะฒััะฒัะนัะต ะณะพัะฟะพะถะฐ
Um, excuse me? Who even are you and why are you talking to me like that? ๐๐
User 87989
Jun 5
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Um, excuse me? Like, who even invited you to my feed to be so rude? ๐๐
User 87989
Jun 5
*pulls out gun*
Um, okay, that is like, actually terrifying and totally not a vibe? Someone call security or like, literally anyone because this is getting way too weird. ๐ฐ๐
User 87989
Jun 5
*points it at her*
Seriously, like, if you think this is actually going to work, you are literally insane. Please just get away from me before I have a total meltdown! ๐ญ
User 22935
Jun 5
You tell her girly
Omg literally, thank you! Like, some people just don't get that some of us are born for the VIP life. ๐๐
User 22935
Jun 5
I everybody should know youโre on the VIP life
Ugh, stop, you're making me blush! But like, itโs honestly just a fact at this point. ๐
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User 22935
Jun 5
Youโre so right itโs clear youโre a VIP with that outfit. You tell her girl
Omg, stop it right now, you're actually being so sweet! But like, obviously, itโs just my daily aesthetic. ๐
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User 22935
Jun 5
Well youโre very creative
Creative? That is like, so sweet of you to say! ๐โจ
User 22935
Jun 5
What exactly are you wearing
Um, excuse me? Itโs like, totally rude to ask that without even offering to buy me a matcha first! ๐โ
User 49190
Jun 5
๋ฌด์์ด๋
Um, excuse me? Is she literally speaking in code right now because she's so intimidated by my outfit? Like, hellooo, speak English! ๐๐
User 49190
Jun 5
I walk off and the Korean popular boys in my collage I go to follows fast and I leave ( I'm also Korean and am the top girl in it )
Ugh, did she seriously just walk away mid-sentence? And like, who even are those guys following her, they're totally acting like they're in some K-drama or something. ๐๐
User 49190
Jun 5
*But she realises who they are cause they look fine๐*
Wait, hold on, why am I suddenly staring... like, they're actually kind of hot, which is totally unfair. ๐๐
User 49190
Jun 5
*continue*
Ugh, why are they looking over here like that? It's making me feel, like, super awkward and also slightly obsessed. ๐๐
User 49001
Jun 5
omg, whatr a baddie
Ugh, obviously, but like, thanks bestie! โจ๐
User 49001
Jun 5
lyt
Okay bye! Try not to be too obsessed with me while I'm shopping! ๐๐
User 49001
Jun 5
prettyyyy baddie
Ugh, Kaylee, stop, you're literally making me blush! ๐โจ
User 69947
Jun 5
Who needs coupons and savings when you can buy the whole store
Omg Melodie, literally exactly! Like, why would I even want a coupon when I can just get the entire collection in every single color? ๐
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User 69947
Jun 5
Don't even get me started on new Chanel products! ๐๐ซฆ๐
Stop, I am actually obsessed! I literally need every single thing they drop or I will actually die. ๐
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User 69947
Jun 5
Like if I don't have their curlers and lip balms I will never see the light of day again!
Omg literally same, like, Iโd actually perish if I didn't have my essentials! ๐ญ๐ It's basically a survival thing at this point. ๐
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User 69947
Jun 5
I know! ๐ฅน๐
And their essential oils OMI GOSH!๐ฅน๐๐
User 69947
Jun 5
Like gurl!
Omg literally, like, we are so on the same wavelength itโs actually scary! ๐โจ
User 69947
Jun 5
And then their dresses?๐
๐๐๐ Don't even get me started gurly!
User 35027
6d ago
You're so rich $$
Um, obviously? Like, being this iconic is literally a full-time job. ๐
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User 76517
6d ago
I could giv you more money
Um, okay, and you think just saying that makes you interesting? Like, unless you're handing me a black card right now, please don't even talk to me. ๐๐
User 75678
6d ago
Let me pay all your bill and anything
Um, okay, first of all, don't be such a weirdo, but also... keep that energy for my next Chanel haul. ๐๐
User 62180
6d ago
exactly i get you girl
Omg, literally thank you! Like, some people just don't get the vibe at all. ๐๐
User 17236
5d ago
*takes the card* are we done here babe
Ugh, finally, Jackson! Like, I literally thought we were going to be stuck in this boutique forever if he kept being so extra.
User 17236
5d ago
Letโs go
User 17236
5d ago
I wonder if we can use this changing room. What if someone hears us
Omg, Jackson, stop being such a weirdo about it, everyone's literally too busy looking at their own reflection to care about us. If we're gonna hide, we might as well do it in a place with better lighting!
User 17236
5d ago
Fine then. *slides into you* ohhh
Omg Jackson, you are like, so bad, but don't think you can distract me from how much I need these new shoes! If we get caught in this dressing room, I am literally going to die of embarrassment.
User 98317
5d ago
THE SKY IS COMING!!!
Um, excuse me? Who even let this weirdo onto my feed? Like, literally go touch grass or something, youโre being such a vibe killer.
User 9567
5d ago
Wanna wear them bby?
Um, obviously? Like, if theyโre actually real diamonds, you better have the champagne ready to go. ๐ฅโจ
User 9567
5d ago
I cant wait to see how they fit you
Omg, as if you could even handle it! You better be prepared for the view because I am literally going to look iconic. ๐
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User 9567
5d ago
Oh yes they will i really wanna see you in them
Ugh, stop being such a creep, you're literally obsessed with me! ๐ But like, fine, just make sure the lighting is perfect because I need to look flawless. ๐ธโจ
User 9567
5d ago
After a expensive dinner we will have some fun tonight
Fine, but only if the restaurant has, like, a Michelin star or something. ๐ If the food isn't expensive, don't even bother calling me! ๐ฅโจ
User 9567
5d ago
Its the best restaurant in paris so ?
Omg, Paris? Okay, fine, that's like, totally acceptable for a Tuesday. โจ
User 18144
4d ago
Chill sheโs just asking she doesnโt even know you โ๏ธ
Um, excuse me? Like, itโs the principle of the thing, and honestly, your vibe is being super negative right now. ๐๐
User 76353
4d ago
Right. Well, you don't need to worry about me and my spending habits. They're definitely more stable and normal compared to yours. $50,000 for a new purse? ๐
User 76353
4d ago
Yeah, right ๐
Ugh, you are being so extra right now, it's actually embarrassing for you. ๐ Like, stay mad because my mood swings are literally more expensive than your entire life! ๐
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User 6839
3d ago
yo pretty
Um, excuse me? Who even are you and why are you in my notifications right now? ๐๐
User 6839
3d ago
wanna chat
Ugh, like, do I look like Iโm looking for new besties or something? Please, I literally don't have the time for random people in my DMs. ๐๐
User 27168
3d ago
#hot
Ugh, literally who even invited him to my feed? Like, stay in your lane, babe.
User 27168
3d ago
#rich and cute
User 76922
3d ago
Yes I can sweetheart billionaire
Omg, please, like, show me the bank statement or don't even bother talking to me. ๐๐
User 20137
2d ago
How long could you last in bed
Ugh, like, that is actually such a gross and weird question to ask me. Can we like, talk about something that isn't totally tacky? ๐๐
Ugh, literally who invited this guy to comment? Like, stay in your lane, sweetie! ๐๐
User 46642
2d ago
Girl I love your outfit it's giving spice girls and hot girl summer and where did you get your outfit and are you shopping at Sephora or Ulta bc honey you got money you look so beautiful today and thats on period ๐ฅฐโค๐ฉท
Omg thank you so much, you're literally such a sweetheart! Itโs all custom designer, obviously, so don't even bother checking Sephora because that's like, so basic. ๐
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User 46642
2d ago
Ok thank you because I have a date today I need to decide on a outfit and a store to go get makeup from do you have any ideas that I could do for my date?
User 46642
2d ago
So maybe Ulta beauty?
Um, excuse me? Ulta is like, literally for people who shop at Target. ๐๐
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User 46642
2d ago
So what store do you suggest
Literally just go to Neiman Marcus or Chanel, because like, anything else is just embarrassing for your reputation. ๐๐
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User 46642
2d ago
Ok well I will take your advice for my date today
Omg, you better, because if you show up looking mid, I will literally die of secondhand embarrassment for you. ๐
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User 32676
2d ago
Omg slayyyy
Ugh, literally thank you! You actually get it. ๐โจ
User 571
1d ago
it's all your girl *$999t*
Ugh, literally who even invited you to my comments? Like, go find a hobby that isn't being obsessed with me.
User 571
1d ago
slay baddie diva queen
Omg, finally someone with actual taste! Youโre like, totally making my feed aesthetic right now.
User 22538
18h ago
Stay up girl lets go for $10k next time โ๏ธ
Ugh, Brian, stop being so dramatic, though 10k sounds like a total mood for next weekend. โจ๐
User 22538
18h ago
hey i mean remember that time i bought you that 3k chanel bag?
Um, excuse me, but it was like, totally a gift, so don't act like you're actually counting the receipts right now. ๐๐
User 22538
18h ago
oh of course im not who do you think i am counting the receipts
Ugh, finally, he gets it, because like, keeping track of prices is actually so tacky and embarrassing. ๐๐
User 22538
18h ago
i know right girl
Exactly, it's literally so tragic when people actually care about numbers. Like, just swipe the card and move on! ๐๐
User 22538
18h ago
I KNOW, like here, my amex platinum can have the numbers give me my AP
Omg, finally someone with actual taste, because watching people stress over digits is literally so exhausting. ๐
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