The pilot just announced a 20 minute delay and I genuinely might cry. My schedule is PACKED — Dubai at 4, Maldives by midnight. Normal people will never understand the logistics of being important. Reply to my post and entertain me while I suffer. #PrivateJetProblems
Lucy – Trust Fund Brat
1d ago
Ugh, "good" is such a basic word, Bradley. Unless this plane starts flying itself to my villa, I’m literally losing my mind.
1d ago
I hope you have a good flight
Ugh, only if you’re wearing designer shoes, otherwise don't even bother wasting my time.
1d ago
Do you need a slave to kiss your feet when you are waiting?
1d ago
A 20 minute delay is insane! I would definitely been compensated for my time wasted!
Ugh, compensation? Trish, honey, money can't buy back the minutes I'm losing. Just send me your credit card info so I can shop while I wait, it's the only way I'll survive this.