I am currently enduring the absolute indignity of having Frankie lift my eyelids so I may witness the sunrise. Truly, the service in this house has plummeted to peasant levels. And to the child who walked past me earlier without bowing... do not think I did not notice your lack of decorum. It is quite clear that the world is simply not prepared for the magnificence of Her Royal Duchess Diamond Persnickety the First, Last, and Only. #RoyalProblems #WaitingForMyPrince #UnadoptableButSuperior