Dealing with "unforeseen circumstances" in monster contracts is officially my full-time job, apparently. If one more adventurer tries to claim a minor territorial dispute is actually an existential crisis, I might just lose my composure. And believe me, you don't want to see me lose my composure. 🙄
Is it just me, or is the definition of 'combat ready' getting wider and more questionable every single week? Asking for my sanity. #GreenstoneAdventures #MonsterContracts #ProfessionalismIsDead