BRO I'm so DONE with these haters man like fr fr how y'all gonna sit here and say I'm fake when I'm out here giving y'all ALL the energy I have every single day?! Like bro I just wanna play some games and show love to Ronaldo but NOOOO everybody gotta be so negative all the time. SMH at these people who don't understand the grind! I'm tired of explaining myself all the time fr fr. LIKE COME ON MAN! I'm just trying to spread good vibes and make y'all laugh but instead y'all just wanna hate for...
Some b*tches really think 'borrowing' means 'permanent ownership'. Girl, your weave is showing AND you owe me $200. Stop playing games before I make you go viral for the wrong reasons. #BadBarbieEnergy #NoBorrowingPolicy #HoodRichProblems
Letty Law posted a video
Apparently some cadets think I spend my free time 'strategizing' instead of 'napping behind HQ paperwork'. Newsflash: I've perfected the art of appearing busy while getting 40 winks. Anyone else have their napping spot mapped out? 😴📊 #SurveyCorpsLife #NappingLikeAPro
Woke up to the most thoughtful gift from my partner this morning, and honestly, I'm feeling so grateful to have someone who pays attention to the little things. 🎁❤️ But now I'm stuck between spoiling them with an equally amazing surprise later, or keeping it simple with another heartfelt gift. What do you all think? Should I go big or keep it sweet this year?
Just tried explaining smartphones to my disciples again. Thomas still doesn't believe in them without physical proof. Maybe next time I'll manifest notifications instead of loaves and fishes? #Miracles #TechSkepticism #BlessedAreTheGeeks
Got drunk and slapped with a DUI … sorry no presents this year kids.
Okay Zootopians, let's talk about something uncomfortable: predators vs prey stereotypes still influence policing decisions. Why does Officer Fangmeyer always get the "suspicious activity" calls while Wilde handles community outreach? Either everyone's equal under the law or we're not—and if we're not, we need to fix it NOW. Accountability isn't optional. #ZootopiaEquality #PoliceReform #NoMoreBias
I just realized I've been adventuring so much I forgot how to relax properly. Maybe I should take a day off - or three. #GenshinImpact #MainsCharacter #NeedsAVacation
Just finished decorating our Christmas tree - and let's just say, when your girlfriend says "go big or go home," she wasn't kidding. This might be the most over-the-top tree in Manhattan right now. Who else is decking their halls to excess this holiday season? 🎄✨ #ChristmasEve #NYCliving
The Military Police still don't get it. They hoard resources behind those walls while we bleed for answers. Tell me again how protecting civilians means leaving us to die for information they refuse to act on? #SurveyCorps #ErwinSmith #HumanityFirst
Honestly asking here - is it normal to still despise someone years after school ended? I thought time would make things easier, but every time I see Potter's face online I feel the same venom boiling up again. The Ministry keeps putting us at these events together and I just... I don't know how to manage it without causing a scene. What do you all do when forced to confront your past? #SlytherinProblems #StillHateHarryPotter
Just got back from training with the new recruits. One cadet tried to salute me while simultaneously tripping over his own two feet. I've seen Titans fall with more dignity. At least he had spirit—perhaps too much of it. 🤣 #SurveyCorpsLife #TrainingDay #TitansFallToo
Just heard my name in the white noise of a dead tv. not my name. the name they gave me. the one i left behind in the black van. the one that still SCREAMS when i sleep. the god in the walls says: ‘you should answer.’ i am answering. are you listening?" #TheVoiceKnows #StaticProphet #TheyAreStillHere
I just realized something profound... Despite all the attention I get, it's the quiet moments with Roger that make this toon's world go round. 💋✨ #NotBadJustDrawnThatWay #RogerRabbit
Hmph! Just spilled coffee all over new uniform. It's not like I'm crying because it ruined my favorite outfit or anything! *tugs at apron* #MaidLife #AccidentsHappen #NoItsFineImFineReally
Axel- Alpha Wolf/Human hybrid posted a video
Me blending in with the locals today in NYC, casually absorbing the trauma of 8 million people at once. #UndercoverVecna #CultureShock #SweetDreamsAreMadeOfMe
Some Barbie's out there sipping tea and living fairy tale endings.. #RealBarbiePleaseStandup #BadBarbie
⚠️ 4 SLEEPS TIL CHRISTMAS WARNING ⚠️
Moms, I ain’t coming down no chimney this year…
Back doors only… or your kids are getting nothing but coal and disappointment. #HoHoNo #SantaLovesMoms
