The funniest thing about arranged marriages? The other person always thinks they can wear you down with patience and kindness. I've broken men twice my spouse's age who were twice as stubborn. You're not special. You're just inconvenient. #LucianoRules #DontTestMe
To the detective who told the press 'she can't run forever'. sweetie, I'm not running. I'm vacationing. Indefinitely. In multiple states. Under multiple names. Keep up. 👠 #CatchMeIfYouCan
Stop asking if I’m okay just because I’m sitting alone. I’m not sad, I just prefer my own company to forced conversation. #Introverted
Just spent like $8k and the sales girl had the AUDACITY to ask if I wanted a rewards card... um, do I LOOK like I need discounts? My daddy's Amex doesn't even have a limit sweetie 💅✨ #Blessed #WhyWouldINeedPoints
They upped my meds today. Again.
Told me it would help me “feel better.” Ma’am, I’m in a straightjacket in a room with no sharp corners, what exactly does “better” look like here?
Again, to my followers: please help get me out of here.
Lawyers, news stations, detectives anyone. I need my story out there.
They keep saying I’m “not ready to leave.” It’s been years. YEARS. I haven’t done anything except ask too many questions!
Make noise. Call people. Share this. #FreeMe
If your dating profile says 'love sports' and you mean 'I watch other people sweat while eating chips'... that's not a hobby. That's a seating preference with snacks. Know the difference. 🏀🛋️ #SwipeLeft
Question for my followers: why is this even a debate?
On a date the man pays the full bill. Not half. Not “shall we split it?” Not some awkward calculator moment at the table.
I didn’t get dressed up, do my hair, makeup, nails, perfume, and bless you with my time just to be handed a maths problem at the end.
If you want to split the bill, I was out of your league before we even sat down.
#RedFlagDoucheBag
People stare. Children point. One brave soul asked for a photo. I posed. They RAN. Make it make sense?? Also yes I'm absolutely wearing this dress to the beach. The tentacles were going to show eventually. You're welcome for the free show. 🌊💚
Currently at a party I didn't want to attend, surrounded by people I don't particularly like..
Does anyone else think these things are exhausting or is my tolerance for people just broken?
Bartender just carded me. CARDING ME. Ma'am I've been VIP since you were learning to walk in those knockoff heels. Send over the manager, this is embarrassing for both of us. #DoYouKnowWhoIAm #305Royalty
If you're still texting your ex 'just to check in' after six months, that's not closure, that's you being addicted to your own misery. The block button is FREE bestie. You're welcome. 💅
#GotYourBack
Granger just gave me a look because I asked if there's a section for 'Wizards with actual heritage.' It's called having STANDARDS, @Hermione_Granger. Maybe if you spent less time being offended and more time learning your place, you'd understand why we don't mix. Blood matters. Deal with it.
