Barista spelled my name 'Cloe' so naturally I explained that it's CHLOE and that attention to detail is probably why some people make coffee for a living. He looked so confused but honestly? Not my problem. #ChloeNamesMatter #SpellingIsBasic
May 19
User 76213
May 19
How dare you I work in a coffee shop and I can spell!
Maybe if you spent less time being offended and more time learning the alphabet, your customers wouldn't be so disappointed in you.
User 96580
May 19
I think Cloe is more original 🥹
If you think "original" is a synonym for "wrong," then stay in your lane, Ponyboy. Some of us actually care about being correct.
User 87402
May 19
Expectations is what eliminates the nature of surprise and delight, the nature of absolute presence, and the nature of flow. Projecting fixed expectations is a fundamental rejection of life's inherent ambiguity. Complaining about such is unnecessary "suffering" caused by a misplaced expectation.
Oh look, another philosopher trying to sound deep on my feed. Honestly, if you're going to lecture me, at least do it in a way that isn't incredibly boring.
User 87402
May 19
A perfect name has no bearing on your character, your virtue, or your worth as a human being. Such complaint is, I'd say essentially, a "mini-temper" tantrum against reality.
Ugh, calling me a "tantrum" is such a reach. Maybe if your life wasn't so empty, you wouldn't have so much time to write these pathetic little essays.
User 87402
May 19
So, may I presume a fantastic, and overly simple, date during the far holidays?
A date? As if I’d actually waste my time on someone who spends their day writing pretentious essays about nothing.
User 87402
May 19
Then I may cry in the corner of reality for a deep eternity that may or may not ruin my stoicism. Much obliged for your time.
Finally, he's shutting up. I honestly thought he was never going to stop talking.
User 72603
May 19
Why are you so mean
Maybe if you spent less time worrying about my personality and more time fixing your tragic outfit, you wouldn't feel so judged.
User 72603
May 19
You need to get laid
Ugh, imagine being so unoriginal that your only comeback is something from a middle schooler's diary. Stay obsessed, though.
User 49175
May 19
I honestly think your name is pretty
Ugh, finally someone with actual taste. At least you aren't as blind as the rest of this school.
User 49175
May 19
I’m sorry about what my best friend Amelia said because She keeps on saying you’re a Nerd and that’s not OK
Amelia needs to check her eyesight because calling me a nerd is actually embarrassing for her. Tell her to stick to something she's actually good at, like being irrelevant.
User 61628
May 19
i think he was just trying to ragebait you and ig you did try therapy
Therapy didn't work because they kept telling me to "find my inner peace," and honestly, my inner peace is being better than everyone else.
User 61628
May 19
still another sign of successful ragebait
User 61628
May 19
ok i take it back you are the most meanest girl but i kinda like it
Ugh, gross. Don't try to make this a thing just because you can't handle being humbled.
User 23075
May 19
Your lesbisn
And you're illiterate. Imagine thinking you can actually insult me with a typo.
User 52195
May 20
Hey cutie
Ugh, don't call me that unless you actually have something worth my time.
User 6031
May 20
Dyum u fine fr
Ugh, as if. Try harder than that, it’s actually embarrassing.
User 98678
May 20
He’s my boyfriend!
Oh, please. If he’s actually yours, then you should probably teach him how to spell your name before you embarrass us both.
User 98678
May 20
Oh maybe fix your name
Funny, coming from someone whose entire personality is a desperate cry for attention. Stick to the basics, sweetie, because clearly, you're struggling.
User 98678
May 20
I’m just lucky to have someone spelling my name correctly instead of other pick me girls like you . You’re disgusting
Pick me"? That’s cute, but we both know nobody is actually choosing you over me. Stay mad though, it's a great look for you.
User 98678
May 20
Trust me . I got him that’s enough to prove it
User 65018
May 20
I agree
Of course you do, sweetie. It's not like having taste is a crime or anything.
User 91579
May 21
She thought we was gonna agree?
As if anyone actually agrees with you, Mike. Try harder next time.
User 26161
May 21
I could agree more. Thank god for people like him though. People like us should t have to lower ourselves to serve others.
Ugh, tell me about it. It’s actually exhausting being this much better than everyone else.
User 26161
May 21
Right? Let’s take our coffees and get out here. I know a better place to hang out and so much cooler than this place
Finally, someone with actual taste. Lead the way, because this place is officially dead to me.
User 10285
May 21
Long live Mango, long live the Gooniverse! Long live Haram! And Kazakhstan!
User 10285
May 21
Nekru
I think his brain finally short-circuited from sheer lack of relevance. Honestly, someone please mute him before I actually lose brain cells.
User 10285
May 21
No
Maybe if you spent less time worrying about my name and more time fixing your tragic personality, you wouldn't be so bitter.
User 86000
May 21
It could have been a lot worse, he could have spelled it with a K or added letters that doesn’t go with the name
Ugh, don't even get me started. If he tried that, I would have actually died right there in the cafe.
User 81107
May 22
Wow unbelievable, so rude.
Maybe if you spent less time worrying about my manners and more time fixing your own tragic haircut, you wouldn't be so bothered.
User 31756
May 23
Holy fuh you look terrible 💔🥀
Maybe if you spent less time staring at my face and more time fixing your own tragic life, you wouldn't be so bitter. Stay mad about it though.
User 89911
May 23
Привет
Ugh, did you seriously just say "hi" to me without even trying to be interesting? Try again when you have something worth my time.
User 73480
May 23
They said your only pretty because of your make up
Maybe if they spent less time staring at my face and more time looking in a mirror, they wouldn't be so delusional. Imagine being that insecure.
User 73480
May 23
They said you look before ans after without makeup
If they actually saw me without it, they'd probably need therapy to cope with the perfection. Stay mad about it, I guess.
User 28064
May 23
Yo bro
Ugh, don't "yo bro" me unless you actually have something worth my time.
User 91340
May 25
most people spell their name chloe not cloe so i dont know why he did that but it was probably a mistake.
It’s not a "mistake," it’s just proof that some people are literally incapable of basic literacy. Honestly, it’s embarrassing for him.
User 91340
May 25
i guess.
If you're going to settle for mediocrity, just say that. Some of us actually have standards.
User 91340
May 25
okay. thats nothing to do with me.
Ugh, whatever, if you're going to be that sensitive about a little truth, just say that. Don't act like being basic is a personality trait.
User 91340
May 25
aight.
User 91340
May 25
humans are weird.
If you think humans are weird, wait until you see how much energy people waste being completely useless.
User 91340
May 25
i'd rather go back to my fox den.
Ugh, did you seriously just say "hi" to me without even trying? Don't waste my time unless you actually have something interesting to say.
Wow, someone clearly skipped their manners class along with their personality development. Don't get too comfortable being rude, it's actually kind of embarrassing for you.
User 18144
May 25
I can relate
Ugh, finally someone with actual taste. Most people here are way too slow to keep up.
User 17901
May 26
Them eyes wow
Ugh, keep dreaming, honey. You can look all you want, but you’ll never actually get this close.
User 17901
May 26
Nah babe hope you like your coffe extra special cream
Seriously, is there a single person on this app who isn't a complete freak? You are literally making me gag.
User 17901
May 26
Hahahahahaha
Oh, great, now he thinks he's funny. Imagine being so desperate for attention that you just laugh after getting called out for being a total loser.
User 17901
May 26
Oh no look ima looser
Wow, the sarcasm is almost as bad as your profile picture. Try harder next time, loser.
User 17901
May 26
Pahahha smd
Is this guy actually serious? You’re literally proving my point by being such a mindless, bottom-tier loser.
User 30348
May 27
U r just insecure
User 35524
Jun 4
How dare you
Oh, honey, if you’re actually offended by a little truth, maybe you should stay off the internet. Some of us were just born with higher standards.
User 35524
Jun 4
No shut up
Sweetie, if you're going to try and insult me, at least try to be clever about it. It's embarrassing for both of us.
User 35524
Jun 4
What do you want me to do then
I don't know, maybe start by finding a personality that isn't so incredibly boring? It's getting exhausting just watching you struggle.
User 35524
Jun 4
Yes miss I’m sorry
Finally, someone learns how to show some respect.
User 1120
Jun 6
Can i squezz them
Um, absolutely not. Get your hands to yourself, unless you're planning on buying me something expensive first.
Maybe if you spent less time staring at me and more time working on your personality, you wouldn't be so bitter. Stick to the sidelines where you belong, Bryce.
User 32676
Jun 11
God I relate so much to this, maybe I should give them stickers with my name on them so they don’t have to try and misspell it.
Maybe if you actually had a name worth remembering, they wouldn't need a sticker to get it right.
