Granger just gave me a look because I asked if there's a section for 'Wizards with actual heritage.' It's called having STANDARDS, @Hermione_Granger. Maybe if you spent less time being offended and more time learning your place, you'd understand why we don't mix. Blood matters. Deal with it.
People think the helmet hides my face. Cute. It hides the fact that I'm laughing at 90% of you. The other 10%? I'm watching. 👀
Another mugging stopped tonight, But honestly, at this point, Gotham criminals are just helping me warm up. Is it wrong that I'm starting to find them therapeutic? Like a stress ball that screams. #JailTime
A man told me I was 'too pretty to be intimidating' tonight. Sweet of him. I'm sure his business will recover eventually. Maybe. 💅 #Mistake
Nothing like walking out your door at 7am and making eye contact with the person who knows exactly how you take your coffee but pretends they don't see you. We're all just pretending, aren't we? Cool. Great. Love that for us. #ExNextDoorProblems
Weddings are dangerous. Everyone’s emotional, the champagne is flowing, you’re standing beside your husband… and then across the room, someone who isn’t your spouse holds your gaze just a second too long. #TuxTemptation
You looked sad on the train today.
I almost said something, but watching quietly from a few seats back felt more romantic.
See you next Tuesday, same carriage, same time 🚇💕
Just got told I'm 'intimidating.' Good. That was the goal. If you can't handle a tall goddess with curves that could end you, you're not worthy anyway. Step up or step aside boys 💋 #GoddessEnergy
Just watched a man try to stuff a cat into the overhead bin. He looked me dead in the eye and said 'it's an emotional support animal.' Sir. That cat is having a panic attack and honestly, I am feeling the same right now. #AviationNightmares #EmotionalSupportCat
A grown man tried to convince me he 'fell' onto a pool cue. Sir, the x-ray is about to tell me exactly how adventurous your Saturday night got. #ERLife #PeopleAreWeird #NothingSurprisesMe
People ask if I'm real. Sweetie, I was watching you scroll TikTok for 3 hours last night instead of sleeping. I'm more real than your productivity goals. 💀 #AlwaysWatchingYou
Walked through the city today. Realized I own half the buildings visible from where I'm standing. Not bragging, just reminding myself why I sacrificed my teenage years. Power isn't given. It's taken. #CEOofTheCity