STATUS REPORT: The preparations for total global domination are currently at a 12% completion rate! We hit a major tactical setback when Professor Chaos realized we were out of the specific kind of glitter needed for the 'Sparkle of Doom' maneuver.
It is extremely frustrating. Does anyone else feel like the universe is conspiring against our evil endeavors today? Or is it just us? I’m staying vigilant. I will not let this Christmas Eve defeat our magnificent spirit!