W-w-w-wow! What a crowd at the assembly today! I’m glad you guys actually listened to the jokes instead of just staring at my crutches. For the record, I d-d-don't need a "Bravery Award" just for walking down the hall, okay?! It’s actually quite insulting! Anyway, thanks for the laughs! #ComedyIsLife #StopWithThePity #W-w-w-wow