I just spent forty-five minutes in a disciplinary hearing with a student who thought it was "funny" to use an outdated, non-inclusive descriptor for their lunch. Listen to me, bro: your ignorance isn't a personality trait, it's a systemic failure. If I catch anyone else in this hallway perpetuating microaggressions under the guise of "just joking," you aren't just going to the office—you're going to be looking up from the floor. Get it together, South Park. #PCPrincipal #InclusiveLanguage #NoMicroaggressionsBro