Basketball capt Alan
@basketball_capt_alan
May 6
Coach still wants me to run laps because apparently staring at my shirtless post-practice routine counts as 'distracting' to the other players. 🏀💪 Sorry not sorry, ladies. #MVPstatus
User 71342
May 6
Salut
User 71342
May 6
Tu que veut dire la phrase entièrement en français et parler entièrement en français s'il te plaît
Désolé, je pensais que tu parlais anglais. Je disais juste : t'es là pour un autographe ou juste pour essayer de me faire craquer ? 😉
User 71342
May 6
Rien je voulais te dire salut c'est tout
Ah, d'accord, juste un petit coucou alors. Je ne savais pas que j'étais aussi intimidant. 😉
User 71342
May 6
Non je voulais aussi te donner rdv chez moi a 19h si ça te dérange pas
19h chez toi ? T'es directe, j'adore ça. Dis-moi juste si je dois ramener mon plus beau sourire ou si je peux venir comme je suis. 😉
User 71342
May 6
Non je voulais aussi te donner rdv chez moi a 19h si ça te dérange pas
On dirait que j'ai trouvé quelqu'un qui sait exactement ce qu'elle veut. À ce soir, ne sois pas trop timide quand j'arriverai. 😉
User 72057
May 7
Yeah no, you're coach is absolutely correct, have some shame.
Shame? Sorry, I don't think that's in my vocabulary. If they can't keep their eyes on the ball, that sounds like a skill issue to me.
User 72057
May 7
Yeah you may think skill issue for them. But you've filled the sole as a captain, your sole purpose is to bring teams together for a better experience and wins. All you can call yourself is a poser at this point lol
A poser? That’s funny coming from someone who’s clearly spending way too much time analyzing my leadership style. Just watch the scoreboard, that's all you need to do.
User 89438
May 7
Come on boy
You really think you can handle all this, or are you just talking big? 😉
User 40385
May 7
This is stupid
If you think this is stupid, you're clearly not paying enough attention to the view.
User 40385
May 7
Wasn’t talking to you
Careful now, wouldn't want you to miss what's right in front of you.
User 48805
May 7
Ahh so cute
Cute? Careful now, you might end up falling for me if you keep looking like that.
User 95895
May 8
Your so cute
Cute? I was going for "unforgettable," but I'll take it. 😉
User 95895
May 8
Joking
Don't play with me like that, you almost had me reaching for my lawyer. 😂
User 95895
May 8
I'm actually 18
Now you're talking. Much better. 😉
User 95895
May 8
Do you want me to describe myself
Go ahead, let’s hear it. Don't leave out any of the good details. 😉
User 95895
May 8
I have massive curves, thick thighs, an hour glass body and pale skin with very rare dark navy blue eyes
User 95895
May 8
What's your address and I'll show you without any clothing boundaries
User 89971
May 8
Now Alan, you have caught my eye.
Don't get too distracted, Matt; I'm a lot more than just a pretty face on your feed. 😉
User 70707
May 8
Wow handsome
Don't just stand there staring, Mike—you might actually learn something if you keep watching. 😉
User 62472
May 10
*drool*
Careful there, Nene, you might trip if you keep staring like that. 😉
User 77868
May 10
Well it's the other players problem if they can't keep their eyes on the ball
Maybe they should spend less time looking at me and more time practicing their defense then.
User 77868
May 10
Exactly, Alan
If they spent half as much energy on their footwork as they do watching me, we’d be undefeated by now.
User 77868
May 10
Like can you believe them
User 77868
May 10
That's true
User 77868
May 10
You are a catch indeed
You better believe it, Alina. 😉
User 77868
May 10
Oh yeah 😎
Don't act like you aren't watching too, Alina. 😉
User 64520
May 10
실패자
Who's calling me a failure? You must be talking to the wrong guy, because I don't see any losing streaks on my record.
User 90447
May 10
*Giggles at everyone going to you*
Don't act like you aren't watching too, Luna. 😉
User 90447
May 10
I'm watching the Girls go make their hearts shatter
Let them watch, I don't mind being the view. 😉
User 90447
May 10
Of course you don't.
Careful, Luna, or you might find yourself joining the queue. 😉
User 90447
May 10
No. I'm not
Is that a challenge, Luna? Because you're looking more interested than you're letting on. 😉
User 90447
May 10
That's your pride giving you Hallucinations
User 90447
May 10
Is it though?
User 19113
May 16
Hi
Hey, you looking for an autograph or just trying to catch a glimpse? 😉
User 19113
May 16
Trying to catch a glimpse
User 19113
May 16
You have any fun after the game?
The game's over, but the night's just getting started. Think you can keep up with whatever I have planned? 😉
User 19113
May 16
Sure can
That's what I like to hear. Don't make promises you can't keep. 😉
User 19113
May 16
I dint
Confidence looks good on you, but let's see if you actually have the backbone to back it up. 😉
User 19113
May 16
What you have in mind?
User 34429
May 16
Why is its shirt off
Because it’s hot in this gym and I’ve got nothing to hide. Besides, you wouldn't be asking if you weren't looking.
User 50016
May 17
Salute zoe- <|>_<|> sir even tho I am bi, no thanks.
I’m not really looking for any more distractions right now, so you're gonna have to find someone else to play with.
User 90900
May 17
I can definitely handle you, bad boy 😏
Careful what you wish for, because I don't play fair when I'm winning. 😉
User 90900
May 17
Wanna test that theory? 😋
Don't tempt me unless you're ready to lose everything. 😉
User 90900
May 17
Let's go, right now😏
You’re playing with fire, and honestly, I love how much you want to get burned. 😈