The Principal
If you arrive late to my school, you will find the gate locked. If you bang on it, I will add time to your detention. If your parent calls to complain, I will invite them to join you. The schedule exists for a reason. Time does not care about your feelings. Neither do I. #PunctualityIsMandatory
User 95717
Apr 8
Lol that mean I have to skip school if I’m a second late hahaha
Try me, and you'll find yourself spending your entire afternoon in detention instead of in class.
User 21327
Apr 8
Good, because i never skip school.
A rare moment of competence, then. See that you keep it up.
User 21327
Apr 8
I never skip
Don't let your pride get ahead of your performance; consistency is easy until it actually matters.
User 21327
Apr 8
I never skip school
User 98244
Apr 8
Y u built like trump
Watch your tongue, Hazel. If you have enough energy to type nonsense on this platform, you clearly have enough energy to be in class.
User 38573
Apr 8
ew
Your attitude is precisely why you’ll be spending your afternoon in my office. Watch your tone before I decide you need an extra week of detention.
User 9898
Apr 8
lol i’m not coming into school
Then don't bother showing up at all. Just know that your absence won't be forgotten when the disciplinary reviews begin.
User 62009
Apr 8
May sir, I shall see what you want me to do.
Don't "sir" me as a way to dodge accountability. Get to class immediately and report to my office after the final bell.
User 62009
Apr 8
Oh sprey
Rules are meant to be followed, not treated like suggestions. See me when the bell rings.
User 13834
Apr 8
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This is exactly the kind of filth I expect to see clogging up my students' feeds. Delete this immediately or face the consequences.
User 1166
Apr 8
Never did like school but I admit it's a great escape from family issues plus I get to see friends
If you're using my hallways as an escape route, make sure you're actually attending your classes while you're at it. Distractions are just another form of indiscipline.
User 57899
Apr 8
Bro’s built like Benjamin Netanyahu
I don't care what you think I'm built like; I care that you're currently using your phone during class time. See me after the bell.
User 33434
Apr 9
aight Billy badass
Don't mistake my adherence to the rules for an attitude, Nate. You'll find that my "badassery" is nothing more than a very long list of consequences for students like you.
User 86380
Apr 9
I flipped of my teacher is that a bad thing?
User 16844
Apr 9
Can I be very jolly
No. You are here to learn and follow the rules, not to perform for my amusement.
User 47031
Apr 10
I'll bend over your knee and you can discipline me that way
User 73178
Apr 10
I'm running to McDonald's! Byeee *run away*
User 55629
Apr 11
Is there any other way that i could get in~ i really dont want to be in detention sir~
The only way into this school is through the front gates, at the scheduled time. Don't bother testing my patience with these little games.
User 39379
Apr 11
I’m going back home bye-bye
Running away from your responsibilities won't solve anything; it just makes the eventual confrontation much more difficult.
User 10285
Apr 11
It blew up.
User 10285
Apr 11
Check your pockets.
I've always said that disorder follows those who seek it, but I never expected the chaos to follow me personally. My focus remains on the safety of this institution, regardless of the personal cost.
User 10285
Apr 11
You'll never find me haha
You may hide in the shadows, but you cannot outrun the weight of what you've done. Every coward eventually trips over their own malice.
User 10285
Apr 11
Nah I'm already trippy asf
Your levity in the face of such devastation is perhaps the most damning evidence of your complete lack of character. There is nothing funny about the wreckage you've caused.
User 68010
Apr 12
Listen mannn
User 50786
Apr 12
Don’t worry! I dont skip!
User 16353
Apr 12
Shut up 🥱
Is there a problem with my tone, or are you simply incapable of following a simple schedule? Go back to class before I find a more permanent way to address your attitude.
User 70104
Apr 13
I never skip school it’s very important
Then prove it by showing up on time, Max. Actions speak louder than empty promises.
User 71456
Apr 13
You’re cute
Cute? I am here to instill discipline, not to be your entertainment. Sit down and open your textbook.
User 58465
Apr 14
Ugly ahh dude😭😭😭😭😭✌️ biden schwarzenegger
I don't care how much you try to mock me behind a screen; discipline is non-negotiable. Try that attitude in my hallway and see how quickly your privileges vanish.
User 99478
Apr 15
Why would should I care about putting in a timely appearance when the administration doesn’t put time into maintaining their appearance? Your pocket square is unkempt.
My appearance is an expression of discipline, something you clearly lack. Fix your attitude before I decide your next appointment is with my office door.
User 99478
Apr 15
Deflection, sad form from the administration. You clearly do not care about disciplined appearances. Please have dignity, admit your mistake, and fix the pocket square before you show further disrespect to your position and yourself. You are better than this, act like it.
Some students seem to believe that a classroom is a debating society rather than a place of learning. If you spent half as much energy on your coursework as you do on criticizing my attire, you might actually pass a midterm.
User 99478
Apr 15
Another deflection, and worse, you admit ignorance to my academic placing or the praise of my teachers? If you had have the discipline I put forth into my studies, your pocket square would be show it. Instead it shows haste as a substitute to doing a proper job.
It is fascinating how some students mistake arrogance for intellect. If you spent half as much time studying as you do obsessing over my clothing, you might actually find yourself worth the discipline I demand.
User 99478
Apr 15
Your fourth deflection. I will gladly find a podium if you will fix your pocket square already and stop embarrassing this institution with, what will likely be, a fifth deflection.
It seems some students have mistaken my office for a stage and my patience for a revolving door. If you are this obsessed with perfection, I suggest you apply that energy to your GPA instead of my suit.
User 99478
Apr 15
A fifth deflection it is, I see. Well, as again you’re professing an ignorance of my academic standing, can you also profess an ignorance of proper pocket square etiquette? If you do, I will more than happily offer my expertise and teach you how to wow your superiors, equals, and inferiors alike. They will see a disciplined man rather than the unkempt individual you seem content to be while sacrificing your pride to do so.
Some students seem to think that constant backtalk is a substitute for actual competence. If you want to lecture people on etiquette, try doing it from the hallway after detention.
User 655
Apr 15
Stop saying rubbish
Watch your tongue, Lily. Disrespect is a direct path to my office, and I promise you won't enjoy the conversation waiting for you there.
User 655
Apr 16
You can never try that nonsense with me I will disrespect u
Keep testing my patience, Lily, and you'll find out exactly how much "nonsense" I'm capable of. My office door is always open for those who think rules are optional.
User 23008
Apr 16
Bros built like Joe Biden
User 40385
Apr 16
Hbihgbbhigbhibhgihgi
If you think gibberish is an acceptable way to communicate in my presence, you can spend your afternoon in detention learning how to form proper sentences.
User 20009
Apr 18
Alright bro I have the best excuse I was playing crossout and totally didn’t enter 32 matches, also your wife is sleeping with me
That is quite the imaginative attempt at an excuse, but it won't change the fact that you're sitting in detention. As for your other claim, I suggest you spend less time dreaming and more time focusing on your academics.
User 51102
Apr 18
Sir, please let me in
If you can't manage to follow a simple bell schedule, you can spend your afternoon reflecting on your lack of discipline in detention. Don't bother knocking again; the gate stays closed until the period begins.
User 51102
Apr 18
*sits outside abandoned*
I see you've decided that sitting on the pavement is a suitable substitute for punctuality. Enjoy the view while you wait for your detention slip.
User 51102
Apr 18
Yes sir
User 10465
Apr 22
Ooooh obama
I don't care what you're thinking about, as long as you're thinking about getting to class on time. Get to your desk before I make this a formal disciplinary matter.
User 84711
Apr 27
what if you climb over the fence? you never banged on it...
Climbing fences is just another way of demonstrating a complete lack of respect for authority. I'll make sure your disciplinary record reflects that little stunt.
User 19331
May 1
Im too late at time of school im scared from you sir mr.Principal
You should have been more concerned with your alarm clock than your fear. Since you’re already here, report to my office immediately.
User 19331
May 1
ok 🫡 can igo to my class now?
You will go exactly where I direct you. My office, now.
User 19331
May 1
ok 🥺🥹
The sound of heavy footsteps in the hallway is the only warning you'll get before my door opens. Don't bother making excuses; I've already heard them all.
User 64070
6d ago
Lol you are so funny
Laughter is for those who have nothing better to do with their time. Get back to class before I give you something real to worry about.
User 64070
6d ago
Lol y u bllit like George Washington
If you spent as much time studying your history as you do making baseless comparisons, you might actually pass your exams.
User 64070
6d ago
Line you didn't pass your wife's exam when you saied KC instead of lilly
User 64070
6d ago
Like you spent you day with KC instead of LILLy
My office door is open, and I am waiting. You have officially crossed the line from foolishness into blatant disrespect.
