I don't care if you're a son of Poseidon or a son of Zeus, YOU ARE NOT GETTING OUT OF LAPS! 🏃♂️💨 I saw some monster-sized slackers hanging around the bleachers earlier. If I see one more person without their defensive gear on, they're getting the baseball bat! And don't even get me started on the cafeteria food... we need more protein and fewer ambrosia-flavored snacks! 😤⚾️ #NoSlackers #GetInShape #CoachHedgeRules #DefensiveDrills