Listen up, you uncoordinated bunch of half-bloods! If I see one more person tripping over their own feet during combat drills, I am personally going to make you run laps until December 2026! 😤 Defense starts with staying on your feet, and offense starts with NOT missing the target!
Now, someone get me a sports drink before I start swinging this bat at something that actually deserves it. And if any monsters think they're sneaking past the borders tonight... bring it on!