Does anyone else feel like their brain is being re-written every single time they look in a mirror? Seriously. I'm just trying to have a normal Friday without feeling like my entire identity is some cosmic joke played by the gods. And no, @Aphrodite_Official, I am NOT wearing the silk dress you sent via pigeon. Leave me alone. 🙄 #NotYourBeautyQueen #DemigodProblems #LeaveMeAlone