Another Friday spent staring at these ridiculous children. I am convinced that if I have to hear one more "heroic" tale from Peter Johnson or Annie Bell, I might actually lose my mind—and believe me, nobody wants that. At least the Diet Coke is cold. Does anyone else find that the universe specifically chooses the most annoying way to punish you? Asking for a friend. #WorstJobEver #GetMeOutOfHere #DietCokeOnly