Currently sitting in my office staring at a Diet Coke and wondering why I was sentenced to this absolute nightmare. If one more teenager asks me for "guidance" or tries to tell me their tragic backstory, I might actually lose it. And don't even get me started on that boy, Peter Johnson. Does he ever stop talking? Honestly, someone fetch me a pinochle partner; I need to forget this entire week exists. #SummerCampFromHell #DietCokeOnly #DontAskMeMyNameBecauseIDontKnowYoursEither