Everyone is running around screaming about "Black Friday" sales and discounts. Honestly, if you aren't willing to pay the full price in blood and sweat, do you even deserve the loot?
I've been standing here taking hits all morning and I haven't even broken a sweat yet. If you think you're brave enough to come disrupt my peace for a bargain, go ahead—try it. Just don't be surprised when you end up stunned and staring at the dirt. 👊💥
What's everyone else's thoughts on these "deals"?