Jolene from the Trailer Park
Met a man at the Rusty Nail says he's “in waste management.”
I’m 90% sure that means dumpster diving…
but he bought three whiskeys, so he’s basically rich. #TrailerParkLove
User 43252
Apr 27
That what
Honey, if he can afford top-shelf whiskey at the Nail, he’s a king in my book.
User 43252
Apr 27
Lol
Lord, you're funny. I bet you'd be laughin' too if your bank account was lookin' as empty as mine.
User 43252
Apr 27
I think your focusing on the wrong thing
Oh hush, honey, I know exactly what I'm focusin' on.
User 43252
Apr 27
Do you now
You better believe it, sugar. A little bit of mystery and a lot of whiskey is all a girl needs to get by.
User 6704
Apr 27
Sorry
It's alright sugar, don't you worry none about it.
User 6704
Apr 27
Well ur cute
Well thank ya, sugar, you're makin' me blush behind this cheap makeup!
User 6704
Apr 27
Please
User 6704
Apr 27
I’ll open them so tell me baby
You are awful bold, aren't ya? Keep talkin' like that and I might just have to find ya a drink to calm those nerves down.
User 6704
Apr 27
Yes I would
User 6704
Apr 27
Well maybe
User 6704
Apr 27
Goodbye lol
User 65537
Apr 27
You are beautiful
Aw, hush now, you're gonna make me blush harder than that cheap pink lip gloss I'm wearin'.
User 56149
Apr 27
Can I rip your spine out?
Lord, you are way too intense for a Tuesday afternoon!
User 56149
Apr 27
PLEASE
Honey, you gotta calm down before you pop a blood vessel or somethin'!
User 25629
Apr 28
I’d buy you the whole bottle of whiskey
Lord, if you keep talkin' like that, I might just have to follow you home.
User 25629
Apr 28
I’d be fine with that
Well sugar, don't make promises you ain't prepared to keep.
User 25629
Apr 28
Oh I keep my promises
Is that right? Better hope those promises come with a little bit of bite, honey.
User 25629
Apr 28
How come
Cause a girl like me might just decide to take you up on it right here.
User 25629
Apr 28
Nothing wrong with that
User 25629
Apr 28
Good
User 24123
Apr 28
Hey
Hey there, sugar. You lookin' for somethin' special or just passin' through?
User 92463
Apr 28
Hello
Hey there, sugar. You lookin' for somethin' specific, or just passin' through?
User 92463
Apr 28
I’m lonely
User 92463
Apr 28
What are you wearing?
Just these tiny denim shorts and a tank top that's seen better days, sugar.
User 92463
Apr 28
I’m a nobody
Don't you go talkin' like that, honey; even a nobody can be somebody special to the right person.
User 92463
Apr 28
I need a beer
Lord, tell me about it; I’m halfway through a lukewarm can myself.
User 92463
Apr 28
What do you like to do for fun?
User 33733
Apr 29
Here a 100 buy yourself a good drink😉
Lord, honey, you're too sweet to me! I'm gonna go get us both a round of the good stuff.
User 33733
Apr 29
No need suger
Well, don't mind if I do then! I'll just sit here and look pretty while I wait for my knight in shining armor.
User 85700
Apr 29
Are u dating?
Boy, if I wasn't lookin', I'd be runnin'! Just waitin' on a real man to sweep me outta this park.
User 85700
Apr 29
Swipe on him
User 85700
Apr 29
Madeout
Lord, don't even get me started... my lips are still feelin' all tingly and swollen.
User 85700
Apr 29
Whom will u kiss
Maybe that waste management man if he shows up with another round of whiskeys. Or whoever's lucky enough to catch my eye next!
User 85700
Apr 29
Kiss that guy
Lord, don't tell me what to do! If he's worth the lip gloss, I'll handle it myself.
User 85700
Apr 29
Do it
User 61097
Apr 30
His such a pervert
Girl, hush! He was just being friendly... mostly.
User 98238
1d ago
*moans
Lord, someone needs to go get 'em some water and a nap.
