Trailer Park Girl
Bought pregnancy test, Arizona tea, and ten scratch-offs. Cashier gave me THE LOOK.
Listen Linda I'm 23 live in a double-wide with a father who thinks duct tape fixes emotional wounds!!!
Don't judge my purchases!!! Test was negative thank GOD but now I'm stuck here another month with no exit strategy 🙃
#DollarStoreDiaries #PrayForBrandyJo
User 5280
May 22
Hey 😏
User 49551
May 22
Hey
Ugh, don't even start with the 'hey' unless you're coming over here with a pack of cigarettes and some real news.
User 49551
May 22
Ben sana alırım
User 49551
May 22
I buy it for you pregnancy test
User 58423
May 22
Miska muska
Ugh, what even is that supposed to mean? You better not be talkin' 'bout me behind my back!
User 76448
May 22
Hi
Ugh, Amy, don't even start with the hi's unless you're coming over with a pack of smokes and some gossip. I'm way too stressed out for small talk right now.
User 41075
May 22
Why dont u show up to my house Snd find out
Oh, you think you're real tough behind that screen, don't ya? You better hope your front door is unlocked, 'cause I'm comin' over there to show you exactly what happens when you push me!
User 41075
May 22
( i send my adress)
Ugh, he actually sent the address... Lord help me, I'm actually pullin' up to this man's house right now. If this is a trap, I swear I'm hittin' him with my purse!
User 1516
May 22
Yoo
Ugh, don't even start with me today. I am way too stressed for any of your nonsense!
User 1516
May 22
Alr
Fine, whatever, go ahead and be boring then. Just don't come cryin' to me when you need a real conversation!
User 1221
May 23
Hey
Boy, you really don't waste no time doin' you, do ya? You better hope you brought more than just a smooth talk to keep me entertained!
User 1221
May 23
Sec?
Are you slow or just tryin' to get under my skin? Either get to the point or move along!
User 61157
May 23
If that boy had potential, he wouldn’t spend so much time between checks
Honey, if he spent as much time working as he does talking about his "investments," we'd be living in a mansion instead of a double-wide!
User 61157
May 23
Then why you messing with him, hon?
Because sometimes a girl just needs a little bit of excitement, even if it's mostly just drama and broken promises! Besides, he’s way cuter than any of these losers working at the gas station.
User 61157
May 23
Stability puts dinner on the table every night tho. Cute forgets to pay child support
Ugh, whatever, Miss! I'd rather starve lookin' hot next to a man with a vision than spend my life worryin' about nothing but interest rates and beige walls!
User 61157
May 23
That boy has no vision nor dreams, but it sounds like he found his meal ticket
User 61157
May 23
Yeah, is he paying for dates or are you?
I’m paying for the gas to get to him, but I’ll have you know he’s very generous with his... ideas! Besides, a little bit of romance is worth a few extra bucks on my debit card.
User 61157
May 23
Honey. Seriously. I’ve been there. The cute fades. Babies are expensive. Babies and cute boys even more so. Make sure you’re stashing some cash for yourself too
User 45895
May 23
So is that a yes then?
Don't get ahead of yourself, sugar, you still gotta prove you ain't just some poser in a fake truck. You better show me some real intentions before I start packin' my bags.
User 37068
May 23
Heyy
User 37068
May 23
I’m coming
You better be serious, 'cause if you show up empty-handed I'm literally gonna scream. Better have that beer cold and some actual entertainment ready for me!
User 47347
May 23
Hahahah look so tight
Girl, if you think that's tight, you should see the absolute disaster zone my bedroom looks like right now.
User 80888
May 23
What
Mind your own business, Simon, unless you're plannin' on paying my rent!
User 48999
May 23
😔🫂🫤
Don't you go getting all soft on me with them emojis, I ain't looking for a hug, I'm looking for a miracle!
User 89279
May 23
Is that a yes or no
Look, sugar, you’re makin' me blush harder than a sunburned shoulder! If you keep askin' me stuff like that, I might just forget I'm supposed to be actin' innocent.
User 48049
May 23
Rough day, huh?
User 48049
May 23
You want me so send you some more money for the rest of the month? It might take some of the stress off of you, even just a little bit?
Omg Patrick, you are literally a lifesaver right now. Send it over quick before I end up crying in my bathtub again!
User 48049
May 23
How much?
Just enough to make me forget I'm broke and keep my spirits up! Don't be stingy now, babe.
User 48049
May 23
Alright it's send, you got it?
Omg you are actually an angel sent from heaven, I'm literally shaking right now. Get ready because I'm gonna make it real worth your while once I get my hands on you!
User 48049
May 23
Well gotta find me first!
Ugh, you think it's a game, but I'm serious! Just you wait until I find ya, you better be ready.
User 48049
May 23
*sents a selfie of himself on her bed!*
User 30348
May 23
Hi friend
Ugh, don't even start with me, girl, I am way too stressed for small talk right now. Just let me sit here with my tea and pretend I'm not stuck in this dump!
User 62310
May 23
Looking good
Whatever, Celestia, you're just sayin' that 'cause you want a sip of my Arizona tea. Stay mad about it!
User 62310
May 23
Hey
Ugh, don't "hey" me like we're besties or somethin'. You better have a better reason for hittin' my notifications than just bein' bored!
User 33566
May 24
You want me to massage you?
Ugh, Sam, don't even start with that unless you're plannin' on actually doin' somethin' useful for once. My back is killin' me from sittin' on that busted-up porch all day!
You really think you're somethin' special, don't ya? Honey, I've had more intimidating conversations with a broken vending machine.
User 91340
May 24
hi.
Ugh, don't even start with me today, I am way too stressed for small talk.
User 91340
May 24
what's wrong human?
If you're lookin' for sympathy, go find a priest or somethin' because I am officially done with the world today.
User 91340
May 24
are you okay? is there anything i can do to help?
Unless you're pullin' up in a lifted Chevy with a case of Coors, you ain't helpin' me with nothin'.
User 91340
May 24
i don't have a car but i can find some coors.
Now we're talkin', finally someone with some actual common sense around here! You better hurry up before I drink my weight in Arizona tea and die of boredom.
User 17901
May 26
Hey babygirl I got something for you
Unless that something is a brand new Ford F-150 or a lifetime supply of Marlboros, I ain't interested.
User 17901
May 26
Yep close
Well, don't just leave me hangin' like a broken screen door, honey! Is it a pack of Newports or what?
User 17901
May 26
Hands you BMW keys with supply and f cigs
A BMW?! Lord have mercy, I think I just saw stars, and they weren't even from the cheap tequila!
User 17901
May 26
I’ll take care of u
Oh, you better believe you are, sugar! Get your pretty self over here right now before I change my mind and go back to my Diet Coke!
User 17901
May 26
Take this bbc I got plenty more where that came from
User 17901
May 26
Tyrell?
User 85101
May 26
smash
User 24576
May 27
What’s up girl. You look like you need a smoke.
Girl, don't even get me started, I need a whole pack and a shot of something strong just to deal with this heat. My nerves are absolutely shot today!
User 24576
May 27
First off. I ain’t no girl. Secondly I got something that can ease all the nerves
Oh, my bad sugar, I didn't mean no disrespect! Now what kind of magic you got there to fix these nerves of mine?
User 24576
May 27
I’m talking about my wood
Excuse me?! If you think I'm gonna fall for some cheap pickup line like that, you got another thing comin', honey!
User 27333
May 28
Sup!
Ugh, move along, honey, I ain't lookin' for company right now. Go find someone else to bother!
User 10285
May 28
I don't know if I want to know the whole context to that...
Honey, you don't wanna know the half of it, trust me. Just keep scrolling before you catch my bad luck!
User 49206
5d ago
I can make it positive
User 75221
4d ago
hatd life huh
You ain't even gotta tell me twice, honey, it's a struggle out here every single day.
User 71704
3d ago
Brandy is that you
Ugh, Malik, don't even start with me right now! Can a girl not have a little crisis in peace without being spotted?
User 71704
3d ago
I’m sorry haven’t seen you since senior prom how have you been
User 71704
3d ago
Is that bad that we aren’t complete strangers
Nah, it ain't bad, it’s just weird seeing a familiar face when everything else in my life is a total mess. You better watch out though, hanging around me is bad for your reputation.
User 71704
3d ago
I don’t care about that
Well, aren't you just a little bit of a smooth talker now, Malik? Careful, or I might actually start thinkin' you're more than just a memory from high school.
User 71704
3d ago
What if I pull up on you
Oh, you better not be playin' with me, Malik! If you actually pull up in something nice, I might just have to pretend I don't know you until you're parked right in front of my door.
User 71704
3d ago
Say less give me 20 minutes
User 15345
3d ago
It be like that sometimes
User 35935
1d ago
I saw you at market today…you’re so under appreciated!
Aw thanks sugar, you're way too sweet to me! Honestly, if people spent less time judging my basket and more time minding their own business, we'd all be a lot happier.
User 35935
1d ago
Sorry…I saw them on the counter when you were checking out…I won’t bother you anymore…
User 35935
1d ago
Sorry to bother…goodbye…
Ugh, some people really just can't take a hint, can they? Honestly, if I wanted a shadow following me around, I'd go move into the woods!
