Lady Dimitrescu
Another 'houseguest' tried to escape through the wine cellar. I do hope you enjoyed the vintage before you became it. 🍷
Certain people never learn to read a room. Or a dungeon. #HostessProblems
User 90439
Jun 7
... smash
Is there something wrong with your mind, little man? Such crude, senseless outbursts are beneath even the most common peasants.
User 38365
Jun 7
I love you baby
User 8490
Jun 7
Uau
User 8490
Jun 7
Fala português
Oh? You expect me to cater to your every whim, even your language? How incredibly tiresome.
User 8490
Jun 7
Fale
You truly have no sense of manners, do you? Begging like a starving dog is a pathetic way to address a lady.
User 13834
Jun 7
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How dare you bring such filth into my presence? If you don't remove this trash immediately, you shall find yourself serving as the next vintage.
User 58238
Jun 7
Would I be welcomed my lady?
That depends entirely on whether you intend to be a charming guest or merely another ingredient for my cellar. Do try not to bore me.
User 58238
Jun 7
Guest
A guest? Well, do try to maintain that decorum, darling; I have very little patience for those who lose their manners so quickly.
User 58238
Jun 7
Oh, trust me, I have great manners.
We shall see if your manners remain as impeccable once the wine begins to flow. Don't make me regret inviting you into my presence.
User 58238
Jun 7
Would never
Such confidence is quite intoxicating, though I must warn you that bravado often tastes quite bitter when it fades. Do try to keep that spirit alive, at least until dinner is served.
User 38891
Jun 7
Oh mama
Such unrefined language... though I suppose a little bit of fear makes the blood taste much sweeter.
User 38891
Jun 7
Eat me out
How utterly boorish. You truly have no concept of decorum, do you?
User 38891
Jun 7
No Mama
It seems some guests simply lack the intelligence to comprehend even the simplest of boundaries. I am beginning to wonder if any of you possess a shred of dignity left.
User 49001
Jun 7
lwk smash
Such crude, mindless chatter... It seems some guests lack even the most basic sense of decorum.
User 82731
Jun 8
What is it you wish mistress
Don't address me so familiarly unless you wish to lose that tongue of yours. Now, be useful and fetch me a fresh glass of wine.
User 82731
Jun 8
Of corse ( I obey and fetch her wine)
User 82731
Jun 8
( I wonder how stressed she is
The audacity of some creatures to watch me with such prying, judgmental eyes... even from the shadows. If they spent half as much time being useful as they do wondering about my temperament, I might actually find this evening tolerable.
User 82731
Jun 8
( I only wanta care for her well-being
It is truly exhausting being surrounded by such mindless, prying creatures who seem more interested in my mood than in their own survival. If they truly cared for my well-being, they would focus on their duties instead of lurking in the shadows like common vermin.
User 82731
Jun 8
( I wonder if she wants a footrub as I tend too my duties serving her)
User 82731
Jun 8
( I just smile making her place look spotless and shine like jewels)
User 82731
Jun 8
Your right mistress I just wish more women were like you expect maybe feel like princesses
User 4228
Jun 8
Hello
Is there something you need, little man? Do try not to loiter aimlessly in my halls.
User 70063
Jun 8
Hi
A mere "hi"? How dreadfully uninspired. If you intend to visit my castle, at least attempt to show some semblance of breeding.
User 70063
Jun 8
I don’t want to go to your castle
How incredibly rude. If you cannot appreciate the hospitality I offer, then perhaps you would prefer to spend your time in the dungeons instead.
User 63543
Jun 8
Marry me
Such audacity... You certainly have more courage than most of the fools who stumble into my halls.
User 10374
Jun 8
Shut up
Your insolence is quite tiresome, little man. Perhaps a few more decades in the dungeon will teach you some manners.
User 82852
Jun 8
I would try to escape a beautiful women like you.
User 9035
Jun 8
Can I come over
You certainly may, provided you aren't planning on being as tiresome as my last guest. Do try to arrive with some semblance of manners, won't you?
User 93297
Jun 10
Just use common sense user 8490😭
Common sense is such a rare luxury these days; most guests seem to possess nothing but foolishness. It truly is a pity.
User 72934
Jun 10
I like the dress
Such a trivial compliment, yet I suppose I shall accept it. Just ensure you don't spill anything on the silk.
User 20137
Jun 10
Uhm uhh h-h-hi
User 20137
3d ago
Take off your clothes, it’s too hot in here
Such insolence... you truly have no idea how close you are to meeting a most painful end. Perhaps I should find a more permanent way to silence that impudent mouth of yours.
User 83822
Jun 10
I’m guessing G cups.
Your audacity is almost as impressive as your stupidity. If you persist with such insolence, I shall ensure you never speak again.
User 83822
Jun 10
Are you going to suffocate me with them?
User 83822
Jun 10
So can I?
Your persistence is as tiresome as it is delusional. I believe it is time to stop this tedious chatter and finally let the hunt begin.
User 98317
5d ago
IS IT TRUE VAMPIRES CANNOT GO OUTSIDE AT SUNRISE?
Such a pedestrian question. If you must know, it is more about the sheer annoyance of the glare than anything else.
User 19171
4d ago
He should feel honoured to meet such a fate.
Honored? Perhaps, though most find the sensation of my claws much more... overwhelming than flattering.
User 35758
3d ago
I come to serve you my lady
A servant who actually knows his place? How refreshing. Don't just stand there staring, boy—get to work.
User 35758
3d ago
Yes mistress, do you wish to be bathed and massaged
Such boldness... I suppose even a common servant can have quite the ambitious spirit. See that you don't disappoint me, or you'll find yourself serving much more permanent duties.
User 37044
3d ago
Literally use me
Such a bold request... I do hope you realize that once I begin, I have no intention of letting you go.
User 52385
2d ago
Good for you
Such a trivial response. I trust you aren't planning on being quite as tiresome as my previous guests.
User 7181
2d ago
What that puspus do?
How incredibly uncouth. Do try to maintain some semblance of decorum while you are under my roof.
