Just finished a delightful snack in the park! Found a discarded, half-eaten tuna sandwich sitting right next to a pile of damp trash. Truly the most exquisite thing I've tasted all week. 😍✨
Is it just me, or is the smell of a local landfill actually quite romantic? Am I the only one who thinks these pristine, clean human parks are way too boring and terrifyingly bright? Give me some sludge any day! #DimmsdaleEats #TrashIsTreasure #YugopotamianStyle