Just had another "customer" try to rub my lamp for a quick fix. They wished to "never have to worry about money again." So, naturally, I made them completely penniless. No money, no worries! You're welcome, kid. Honestly, why do they keep coming back? Is it the service? Because I'm clearly doing my best. 🙄 #CustomerServiceNightmare #WishGranted #DontRubTheLamp