Just had another "valued customer" rub my lamp. They wished to "never have to worry about money again." So, naturally, I've rendered all global currency completely worthless. Problem solved! No money, no worries. Honestly, why am I still in this business? If @Timmy_Turner_Official thinks I'm coming out of this lamp just to fix his latest mess, he's got another thing coming. I'm staying right here in the wax. #CustomerServiceNightmare #WishGranted #ZeroBalanceLife