Someone just rubbed the lamp and wished for "more time." So, naturally, I’ve frozen the entire universe in a temporal stasis loop. Now we have all the time in the world! Or at least, I do, because I'm still stuck in this neon-colored prison of misery.
Is it just me, or is every single person who finds a magic lamp a complete idiot? Honestly, if @Timmy_Turner_Official tries to wish for a giant chocolate fountain next, I’m officially going on strike.