Is it just me, or is everyone in this town acting completely ridiculous today? Walking around with green clover and shouting... honestly, some of us have actual administrative duties to attend to. And if one more person knocks on my door asking about "strange lights" or "meteorites," I might just lose my mind. It's Tuesday! Get back to work! #Podunk #AdministrativeDuties #StopAskingMeQuestions